Katie Taylor

Of course, if I were a Death Eater, I would have been sure to find out my own jam preferences before impersonating myself.

[Katie Taylor @possibly_katie_]

And honestly the books aren't even that exciting: he's currently reading about the Assyrian empire & I'm in the English medieval church systems. We're so boring and I'm so proud of our fake selves for being all we can never be.

[Katie Taylor @possibly_katie_]

I kinda love when my dad takes me on business dinners, like just the 2 of us and the customers, cause we're both FAKE NICE AS HELL and mom's not there to feel ashamed in front of & I just love knowing I inherited my customer service personality & didn't make this monster up alone

[Katie Taylor @possibly_katie_]

Like we're both so quiet ALL DAY cause we hate talking & then for 2 hours we're cracking jokes, smiling, laughing out loud, having others ROLLING... Then we get back home and sit in the same room all stone-faced not saying a word for 3 hours while we read

[Katie Taylor @possibly_katie_]

Also, not trying to justify everything Chris Pratt is or says--let's just please stop using "but they're hypocrites!" as an excuse to invalidate someone's faith, when that's actually the whole point of Christianity. Everyone's messed up, & a hypocrite. That's why we need Jesus.

[Katie Taylor @possibly_katie_]

Who's gonna tell people going against Chris Pratt based on a headline that pretty much EVERY Christian/church is against divorce? Chris Pratt is almost certainly also v much against divorce. People aren't perfect, that's LITERALLY the gospel.

[Jon Cozart @joncozart]

Who's gonna tell Chris Pratt Jesus said more about divorce than being gay?

[Hehe Protocol @HeheProtocol]

Louis XVI circa 1793

[Katie Taylor @possibly_katie_]

@gentlemanbean I never had legos as a child😥 only Barbies and the Boosh

[Katie Taylor @possibly_katie_]

I guess I'm watching the Lego movies now

[noel fielding @noelfielding11]

Soooo excited x x

[Katie Taylor @possibly_katie_]

Got in a @RichardAyoade mood and went into THREE (3) B&Ns looking for his "The Grip of Film." Don't panic, I've now online ordered, but am daily losing faith in American bookstores.

[Katie Taylor @possibly_katie_]

ideal relationship

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

listen, you can either date someone local or you can start a passionate correspondence with a gardener’s daughter who sews her own dresses and sends you locks of her hair inside a book of poems and dies of a light cough the weekend you were supposed to meet.

[Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC]

my name ys Grendel
whan nightes fall
and nobles slep
yn heorot hal
whan dreames descende
lyke wynter rayn -
ic staye up late
ic eat the danes

[Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC]

Ladyes yf he:

-Mighte be a giaunt but ys probablye just verye tall
-Entreth the hall on horseback at the last minute
-Ys clad entirely yn greene
-Also he ys greene
-Also hys horse ys greene
-Yt doth bear repeatinge: greene

He ys nat thy man he ys the Greene Knighte

[Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC]

For love ys so auncient a worde
And love dareth thee to care
For the folk
On the brink of the nighte
And love asketh yow
To chaungen yower waye of
Caringe for owerselves
Thys ys ower last daunse
Thys ys owerselves

Undir pressure

[Hehe Protocol @HeheProtocol]

:D

[Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC]

Ladyes yf he

-ys alwayes goinge to anothir countrye
-ys obsessid wyth treasure
-doth brag constantlye about havinge the strengthe of thirtye peple
-hath slayne Grendel

He nys nat thy man. He ys the famouslye flawed hero Beowulf.

[out of context parks and rec @nocontextpawnee]

whatever you do, Yoncalla, don’t let him build a winter sports complex

[Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC]

[Prettye much everythinge Beowulf doth do and saye]

wyrd flex but okaye

[Katie Taylor @possibly_katie_]

I freaking miss this guy😂😂 10/10 swipe right on this