Emma

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what does peter rabbit eat? mayonnaise

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Giraffe walks into a bar....Barman - why the long neck?

[Mission: Breakout @mbreakoutcamden]

In honour of World Rat Day, here at Mission: Breakout we're going to rate some of our favourite (and least favourite) rats: 🐀🧵

[MT @MasterTainment]

@paddingtonbear Paddington staying up marma-late tonight.

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Waiter, waiter, why is there cream in my soup?

I don't know, sir.

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did you know that if you stare at number 3 for ages it looks like a butt

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What did the person say to the other person?

I'm a person

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knock knock
who’s there
banana
banana who knock knock
who’s there
banana
banana who
aren’t you glad i didn’t say orange?

[molly (inactive) @hobbitgay]

Okay I simply had to do #GhibliOfTheRings (screenshot redraw from the Wind Rises)

[Rob Jacques @KnutCrosswords]

Sample clue from this week's @tes cryptic crossword:
One ice cream has transformed an everyday dish (8,6)
@rlrossi64

[Ralph Bakshi @ralphbakshi]

Gandalf vs. Balrog. Recently unearthed concept art from #lotr by Joseph Zucker #Tolkien

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knock knock!
whos there?
a bear!!!
a bear..who...?
A BEAR THAT BROUGHT A LADDER TO CLIMB UP ON YOUR ROOF AND FIX YOUR HOUSE AND STEAL YOUR BEES!!

[Matty @matchoowly]

Try and stop yourself.
Its not possible....

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what's brown and sticky?

a poo.

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What do you call a camel with three legs?
Pregnant.

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WHAT DO BABYS WANT FOR CHISTMAS

ALL THEY TEETH

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what does penguins wear on the beach?

pengflopes

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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I have a butt

Sir we all have butts