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terrible @ tweeting

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My parents everytime I visit:

[James @CaucasianJames]

hagrid living alone in that little shack. give him a beautiful wife and a mansion

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

yeah sex is cool but have you ever seen the dinner party episode of The Office?

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

i miss when lindsay lohan ruled cinema

[invader zim @f8the]

ion like spotify wrapped bc i’ll have one manic episode in feb where i listened to a song 400 times n dat b my so-called fave song of the yr

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

weighted blankets are not enough. hit me with a shovel

[vitt ꩜ @gutknot]

this is the only reason i wear black metal shirts

[Sok-It @javasok]

You get: 1 hour of extra sleep

You lose: the will to live after the sunsets at 4pm

[baby cowboy @nessabarrett]

with that being said. don’t bother telling me u don’t like my hair if i cut it short or u hate my eyebrows if i bleach them. bc i’m doing it for me.

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

them: u let ur dog on the furniture? 😮

my dog:

[trash jones @jzux]

what’s the opposite of the zoomies. that’s what i have

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Rusty making absolutely no noise, jumps at me once because she wants to go outside:

Me: why are you screaming at me???!

[charlie @chunkbardey]

well it’s 11am. the day is over

[Anime Updates @animeupdates]

Perfection

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Do I plan on watching practical magic every day this October?? ummm…

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

She’s a 10 but all she does is sleep and overthink

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

Atleast depression gave me good taste in music