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|| Moxxie Parody Account || NO MINORS || Multiship || Selective || ✐ by Feli ||

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==》𝕄𝕠𝕩𝕩𝕚𝕖 ℝℙ 𝔸𝕔𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕥《==

ᵀʰᵉʳᵉ'ˢ ˡⁱᵗᵉʳᵃˡˡʸ ⁿᵒᵗʰⁱⁿᵍ ᵇᵃᵈ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵒᵖᵉʳᵃ!
ᵀʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ᵃ ᶠᵃᶜᵗ!

[🎵🎭 𝕄𝕠𝕩𝕩𝕚𝕖 (slow) 🎭🎵 @possumCrumbs]

ᅠᅠ". . . Oh come on, what's that got to do with anything??"

[ʙʟɪᴛᴢᴏ (Slow) @ImpishlyPester]

....

"dont judge me. you fucked the shark.exclusively"

[🎵🎭 𝕄𝕠𝕩𝕩𝕚𝕖 (slow) 🎭🎵 @possumCrumbs]

ᅠᅠ". . . . . ."

[ʙʟɪᴛᴢᴏ (Slow) @ImpishlyPester]

"turkey isnt the only thing trying to get stuffed-"

[🌵ᅠ ‍ ‍ 𝐂𝐎𝐖𝐁𝐎𝐘 .ᐟ ‍ᅠ(Hiatus) @STRIKERSSALOON]

https://t.co/gLuXVXVRen

I know I've said this a few times already , but my Striker is headcanon-driven , for a large chunk of my portrayal .

They were ( PAID ) to stand in that courtroom and lie . They're not very well-off , and because of such , they take jobs from those they claim to " hate " , to LIVE .

While poking fun and crack ! threads are fine , understand that they too have their reasons . I'm not saying anything they did was " correct " , but kindly don't assume their overall intentions either .

[🎵🎭 𝕄𝕠𝕩𝕩𝕚𝕖 (slow) 🎭🎵 @possumCrumbs]

ᅠᅠTired possum noises—.

[🎵🎭 𝕄𝕠𝕩𝕩𝕚𝕖 (slow) 🎭🎵 @possumCrumbs]

[[ @SolipsisticFool ]]

ᅠᅠLuckily his boss is kind of easy to shop for.
ᅠᅠIn a colorful wrapping Blitz can find a vintage toy horse for his collection, found in a yard sale and diligently cleaned up to good-as-new status by Moxxie!

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[[ @XMono_VoodooX ]]

ᅠᅠOf course Mono will get a gift! In a small box with a red bow they can find a silver necklace with a glittering blue sandstone encased as a centerpiece.

ᅠᅠ"I uh—.. I did some research and.. apparently those are good against drainers..?"

[🎵🎭 𝕄𝕠𝕩𝕩𝕚𝕖 (slow) 🎭🎵 @possumCrumbs]

ᅠᅠHe... is cold.

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[[ @STRIKERSSALOON ]]

ᅠᅠA gift for Striker? Well.. yes. It's the season of giving, after all.

ᅠᅠThe rustic gift box included a neon lamp, shaped like a lightning bolt. He still remembered that lair of Striker's, and the only ome he could find that wasn't cutesy was this.

[🎵🎭 𝕄𝕠𝕩𝕩𝕚𝕖 (slow) 🎭🎵 @possumCrumbs]

ᅠᅠ". . . Yeah, that's my boss. I'm Moxxie, not Blitz."

[🎵🎭 𝕄𝕠𝕩𝕩𝕚𝕖 (slow) 🎭🎵 @possumCrumbs]

ᅠᅠ

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ᅠᅠ"Ah yeah, that's me—" He nodded and smiled "Sorry if I disturbed you, I uh—.. just didn't expect to run into you."

ᅠᅠPerhaps he should still be bitter about the happenings in the club, but then again.. the person he really had wanted to impress had been impressed.

[𝓕𝓲𝔃𝔃𝓪𝓻𝓸𝓵𝓵𝓲 @2MINSNOTICEFU]

what the males name was he recognised the face from back at the club.

"Moxxie?"

He then perked up hoping that he had got the right name.

[⁂ 𝓖𝓸𝓸𝓼𝓮 𝓞𝓯 𝓖𝓻𝓮𝓮𝓭 ⁂ @OfStellaisms]

☆彡 “ 𝙄𝙩𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙤𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙨𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙬𝙤𝙚𝙨 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 “ ☆彡

✰ Independent portrayal of Helluva Boss' Stella Goetia ✰

꧁ #𝙈𝙑𝙍𝙋 / ##𝙃𝙃𝙍𝙋 / ##𝙃𝘽𝙍𝙋 ꧂ h

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[[ @SharkOfLoans ]]

ᅠᅠDespite everything, he's still gotten Chaz something this year.
ᅠᅠA neatly wrapped box containing a knitted scarf, with a black and white bone pattern.

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ᅠᅠThe imp is getting sinmas gifts for his coworkers and friends!

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ᅠᅠStomps forward!! And GRABS the megaphone!!

[ʙʟɪᴛᴢᴏ (Slow) @ImpishlyPester]

"WHAT?! speak up i can't hear you over the megaphone!"