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"If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit." -Mitch Hedberg

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Thoughts are like pebbles. The more of them you have, the more they stack up and the higher you rise. To think is to hike.

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@carolineshutt_ If you’re not sleep deprived, you’re not an attorney

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Currently thriving off of caffeine and the little rush I get when I don’t wait for the walk sign

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“While there is a lower class, I am in it, while there is a criminal element, I am of it, and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free.” -Eugene Debs #impact2018

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“You measure your impact not based on how convenient it is for you, but by what you’re willing to dissolve.”
-London Coe #impact2018

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@carliereed A legend ladies and gentlemen

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Sorry I was late to class Professor. I was too busy saving worms off the rainy sidewalk from big clunks who forget to have an observant eye for invertebrate life

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Dear Chocolate Tootsie Pops,
I’m sorry to say, but I think we should see other people. Your monotony used to be comforting, but lately it just feels boring. I’m sorry to have to tell you like this. I hope we can still be friends. Love, Jasmyne

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💙 https://t.co/rRB6UkCn79

[taylor @taylorchatmon]

Nighttime adventures with the amazing @post_jasmyne make my life a million times better

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Being grown looks like coming home from college and continuously walking to the passenger seat of your own car because you are used to your guardians driving you around and then realizing that’s your job now and feeling a tiny bit sad

[Megan Maynard Campbell @Megan_Campbell4]

ATTENTION!! If you go to Cincinnati Children's hospital website, you can send a Valentine to a child there for free! They are passed out evenly throughout the hospital! It takes literally 5 seconds to do but will mean the world to all the babies!❤️Please take time to send one!

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Does anyone remember that time that Maroon 5 wrote a whole song about being in Missouri?

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

I don’t know Paw Patrol as well,
he’s working with me

[Hehe Protocol @HeheProtocol]

World war at the right.

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@etpetrie I aPETRIEate it ☺️

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I wonder if George Washington’s ancestors worked at a laundromat or perhaps a car wash