Catherine

arriving back on the twitter wagon after a brief hiatus

[Barstool Rocky Top @BarstoolTenn]

THEY MADE IT TO THE RIVER

[Catherine @post_toasty]

@MrtnDouglas It weeds out the people who talk too much so I’m here for it 😂

[Catherine @post_toasty]

Very proud of myself for knowing what any and every single dash light means on my car: “call dad”... that’s what they mean.. every single one.

[Jarrett Payton @paytonsun]

Watching this #PepsiHalftime show reminds me how much I miss going to concerts. #SBLV

[Tennessee Titans @Titans]

KING TOUCHDOWN 👑 #TENvsKC

[Catherine @post_toasty]

@EmStej Pretty positive that’s when I had a fake job and decided to send you my face in every single filter. You’re welcome.

[Catherine @post_toasty]

Has thanksgiving not already happened yet?

[Catherine @post_toasty]

People who call their husbands “hubby”

[Catherine @post_toasty]

On a positive note, my car clock is no longer an hour off.

[Catherine @post_toasty]

the amount of cops on TikTok is vv concerning

[Catherine @post_toasty]

Two lawyers, chatting before court:
Young lawyer: “Yea they’re out there runnin a weed farm.”
Old lawyer: “interesting is there any money in that?”
Young lawyer: “well yea the whole country smokes it”
Old lawyer: “Oh! THAT kind of weed.”
Everyone:

[Catherine @post_toasty]

Whole Foods convo of the year:
W: “Honey, next time I tell you I’m going on a shopping day, feel free to stay home.”
H: “WHAT KINDA PLACE DONT GOT COKE?!”

[Catherine @post_toasty]

Hey Rutherford County Friends! @RutherfordWorks is hosting a Hiring Expo on August 29th from 9 a.m. – 2 p.m. at Embassy Suites. There are over 100 employers hiring for 4,000 open positions. You can see a full list of companies attending at https://t.co/jF07idye9L.

[Catherine @post_toasty]

What’s the deal with kids taking senior pics with their parents’ distance acquaintance’s trashy looking $200k automobile?

[Catherine @post_toasty]

Why is Father’s day an excuse to repost wedding pics?

[Catherine @post_toasty]

You know that feeling when you have an argument and then later you think about all the things you shoulda said? Yea well multiply that times triplicate and that’s being lawyer. #tgif

[Catherine @post_toasty]

Client: “You look too young to be an attorney.”
Me: “Well you look too young to be on your 4th divorce, but here we sit, Carol.”

[Catherine @post_toasty]

If you own salmon colored shorts, we don’t want your opinion.

[Catherine @post_toasty]

Having dinner with my parents’ friends. There’s a vandy lawyer in the group. New fav game: count how many times he mentions he graduated from Vanderbilt Law.