Joni Pemberton

[Joni Pemberton @postaljoni]

@Outkick I hate this! Freddy was my most enjoyed follow in years. His positivity and excitement were infectious. I had never watched a soccer game before Freddy. He has made me want to experience more of my country. His team may have lost but he's a winner! Come back anytime, Freddy!

[Joni Pemberton @postaljoni]

@FreddyLA7 If I could, I would be in Washington DC the night of the 4th for the biggest fireworks show ever and fair food (yum) at the Great American State Fair!

[Joni Pemberton @postaljoni]

@DidIndianaW @FreddyLA7 Yes! Beautiful campus of Indiana University and home of the 2025 National College Football Champions Indiana Hoosiers with Felix Mendoza as QB. He is now QB for the Las Vegas Raiders. And less than 1½ hrs north is Indianapolis! Colts, Pacers, Fever, Caitlin Clark, Indy 500.

[Joni Pemberton @postaljoni]

@elsathora But this was Freddy's team! I don't want him to leave. I have loved checking his posts every day. He has experienced more of the USA than I have and I've lived here all 62 years of my life! 😪😭

[Joni Pemberton @postaljoni]

@FreddyLA7 So sad for you, Freddy. 😪 But, please stay!

[Joni Pemberton @postaljoni]

Preach it for me, ladies!

[Chicks On The Right @chicksonright]

We’d like to offer this public service announcement to save trolls some of their precious time and energy that they COULD be spending on things like touching grass or developing off-line normal human relationships.

Yes, we’re old! We’re past menopause. Telling us we’re menopausal isn’t an insult.  It’s a statement of fact. It’s this rite of passage that every single woman on earth goes through (real women, that is - not dudes who just think they’re women).  Telling us we’re old isn’t an insult.  It’s a reminder that we’re infinitely wiser than you are, and you’re still just dumb enough to think you won’t GET old.  (You should pray that you will, because the alternative sucks.)

Yes, we’re Zionists! Proudly so. Zionism to us simply means that we believe that Israel has a right to exist as a country without being attacked every 45 seconds. Others may believe in biblical prophecies - we just happen to think it’s ok for Israel to be a country and for Jews to safely live there.  And we acknowledge that Israel is the most democratic, freedom loving, accepting nation in the Middle East, making them a natural US ally.  Calling us Jewish isn’t an insult.  Calling us Zionists isn’t an insult.  It’s just a reminder that you’re a bigoted piece of shit who thinks that “Queers for Palestine” actually makes any kind of sense. (PS. There is no genocide in Gaza, no matter how much you want to pretend there is.)

Yes, we’re defenders of Erika Kirk!  Candace Owens is a demonic cult leader, her followers are retarded sheep, and we will happily cull our mentions of those sheep whenever we see them.  Brainlessly posting at us that, “CANDACE IS GOING MAX” or “Long live Erika Frantzve” or whatever other slogan your cult leader has groomed you into parroting this week doesn’t insult us.  It’s just a reminder that you’re a brainwashed idiot.  (PS.  Erika’s last name is Kirk, no matter how much you seethe over it.)

No, we aren’t paid by any foreign government or entity.  Accusing us of being paid “$7000” or being bots isn’t an insult, it’s just a lie. No, we aren’t part of an organized op, nor do we follow any script.  We actually just have our own opinions, which we hold deeply and then share with our audience.  Calling us paid operatives isn’t an insult - it’s just a lame, meaningless falsehood with no bite.  

If you find yourself ready to comment a suggested name change at us, please know that we’ve been doing this for a long time, and we’ve already heard ALL of the suggestions you’ve convinced yourself are clever and original.  “Chicks with Dicks” is so tired at this point, y’all.  I mean, COME ON. 🙄 Be less cringe.

No, we’re not racist or homophobic or transphobic or white supremacists or any of the other -ists and -obes you wanna try to throw at us. Calling us those things doesn’t insult us in the slightest, because we know who we are and we know we aren’t those things.  We ARE Islamophobes though, and have no issue at all admitting it.  Any rational-thinking westerner should be, since that political ideology threatens everything that makes our country and western civilization great. Suicidal empathy will be the west’s downfall, and the more you ignore that or worse, engage in it, the more retarded you are, and the less your opinion of us matters.

Yes, we’re happily married to great guys, and have great kids with whom we enjoy great relationships. Telling us we’ll never have men that love us or that our kids probably hate us isn’t insulting, because it’s just comically untrue.  And coming from women, it’s most often projection.  Coming from men, it’s most often because they’re incels. Telling us we're ugly is meaningless, because we're already loved by the people we want to attract, and it's almost a certainty that you're not one of them.

Hope this helps save you some time. If you're still compelled to try and hurl some lame insult at us because it didn't quite fit the aforementioned insults outlined above and you just can't help yourself, just know how much you're pitied. 😀

[Joni Pemberton @postaljoni]

@FreddyLA7 I'm so happy to hear that! Is there a country you could recommend for a couple of Americans to visit where we might have a similarly friendly visit? Not looking for the gifts. But, we would like a lot of sightseeing on back roads and small towns with friendly, helpful citizens.

[Joni Pemberton @postaljoni]

@chicksonright @ZadeSmith4 Thank you!

[Joni Pemberton @postaljoni]

@FreddyLA7 @GordonRamsay Nice room! You're meeting the nicest people on your vacation.

[Joni Pemberton @postaljoni]

@mooseincrisis @FreddyLA7 🤣🤣🤣

[Joni Pemberton @postaljoni]

@FreddyLA7 Did you really get a DM from Hertz? That would be so cool if they are coming through for you. In my next life, I want to be just like Freddy! 😅

[Joni Pemberton @postaljoni]

@ItsMeGeoffrey @FreddyLA7 @Megultra LOL

[Joni Pemberton @postaljoni]

@FreddyLA7 Come on, USA! 🇺🇸

[Chadley @sandpanther34]

@WhiteHouse please help us get in touch with Freddy’s friends employers so the internet can work its magic. I’m guessing we could get a plane donated to take Freddy’s friends whole company to America for a soccer game in less than 10 hours

This is a high level diplomatic situation

Please help Freddy’s Friend

#helpfreddysfriend

[Joni Pemberton @postaljoni]

@FreddyLA7 Looks good. Not healthy, but good!

[Joni Pemberton @postaljoni]

@FreddyLA7 Indianapolis!

[Joni Pemberton @postaljoni]

@elsathora I'm only following you and Freddy. Love you both. I wish we could keep you and trade a couple of natural citizens that don't love the country as much as you and Freddy do! 😅

[Joni Pemberton @postaljoni]

@FreddyLA7 Smart move, Freddy. I'm happy you have options.

[Joni Pemberton @postaljoni]

@FreddyLA7 Speedway and see the Indycar Racing Museum and maybe even drive on the Indianapolis 500 track. I'm sure you would make it a great time!

[Joni Pemberton @postaljoni]

@FreddyLA7 If you have free time, you could visit some of the states known as flyover country. Such as Indiana! In Indianapolis, you could probably get tours of the facilities where the Colts play and the Indiana Pacers and Indiana Fever. You could maybe meet Caitlin Clark! Then, go to