Norm

comedy writer, actor, rapper, most of my posts are done from the crapper. Oh mamma mia, I spit hot diarrhea, if you don't believe me, Try Again my girl Aaliyah.

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I am happy to delete any thing I post, all you have to do is ask.

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@HoopsCrave old ex dick was large
elephant tusk
new dick be in charge
Elon Telsa Musk

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@CryptoApes62 @Polymarket I read somewhere once that said they would happy to as soon as all the people born in the Middle East countries first return to their homes.

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@Polymarket The same people who pay $500 to have a dwarf in sunglasses cut their steak at an overpriced restaurant are the same ones that believe a wealthy country providing food aid to citizens of a country in poverty is about political motivates.

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@MarkJCarney I trusted you and found out you are nothing more than a liar.

Can't believe you told people that Alberta is essential, there goes all your credibility.

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@HappyPunch Arman is the type of guy who is never up for a challenge.

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@alphafox The problem with basic white women is very very simple:

They do not properly raise their children with boundaries while at the same time trying to force boundaries on grown ups who are no relation to them at all.

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@Dominos_UK The person who asks for the Pineapple+ham pizza

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@Hoopss Justin Trudeau. Man got blamed for ruining a country, so he divorced a lovely woman from that country and started dating a big breasted pop star from the Country trying to take it over, and spends his free time drinking out of plastic cups.

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@dougboneparth The key to life is everything in moderation, except humans are not made for moderation, we designed as infants to be addicts, and no one escapes it no matter what

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@stats_feed Children of Criminal Organizations, which include The Police, often run around in their 20s like they are untouchable and on top of the world because their parents will always bail them out.

Someone is f*cking everything their family worked for because they lack humbleness.

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@SStricklandMMA That's exactly how I think when they hand a microphone to people who get paid to get punched in the face.

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@PhobosRealty @RaminNasibov Sounds like someone who had no boundaries as a child, and then was introduced to them felt like they were in prison.

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@RaminNasibov Volunteer work without the need to document it.

Doing so, you meet a lot of really smart successful people who carry a lot of guilt (i.e Criminal lawyers, Pharma sales reps, etc) who are always willing to help you and teach you the good they learned but lost along the way.

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@historyrock_ Quite happy that Kelly Clarkson was discovered on a TV show which takes away from her credibility.

Better to keep her quiet and not let people find out how talented she is.

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@brockpierson No app ruined society, misuse of the app ruined society.

Twitter/X giving out blue checkmarks ruined society. It gave the wrong people legitimacy.

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@RobinhoodApp I am 55 years old, I quit my Government job with heavy restrictions so I could work the midnight shift at McDonalds, leaving me enough time to buy Bitcoin & be a fitness influencer.

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@LeadingReport American college graduates spent years protesting for the rights of others. Perhaps, they should protesting for themselves by vocalizing the need for Universal Basic Income, and have their voice heard during the next election.

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@FoodPleaser 50% constipation followed by 50% of ass water backsplash

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@RoyIsThaTruth Eat Cereal and watch Fresh Prince

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@Novig Young blood getting multiple sets of nuts in their faces multiple times