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Ex. Debris & chemicals cleared. 400 dead/275 hurt library/student ctr. Cow Science 15 dead. English Bldg 1 dead. Dorm 65 hurt/160 hurt. 2nd attack 700 dead. Critically injured to local hospital. Students return this week. Thank you for help now and during road to recovery.Ex.
Ex. BITES says 2nd attack on campus. Bobsville: A History bldg hit along with the Pi Math Bldg and the Cow puck game center. They are reporting more casualties and dangerous debris. Terrorists have been captured but campus is still dangerous and remains closed at this time. Ex
Ex. Significant spill of sulfuric & lactic acid from lab into patty field & significant methane release into air. Glass shards from lab, library books, dorm furniture, rocks/bricks & food from student center spread over campus. Use extreme caution if you must be in the area. Ex.
Ex. BITES says these bldgs were bombed listed by damage: I Can Read library, Snacks & Stuff Student Ctr/ Cafeteria , COW Science Building/Lab, Grammar English Bldg, Occupation dorm bldgs. Terrorists captured. Fatalities being assessed. Concerns about chemical release lab. Ex.
Ex. BITES says bombs set off on campus. Bombings done for an extremist terrorist cell that's on govt radar. Disgruntled student is part of the cell. Student center, Science lab, dorms, library, English bldg bombed. Reports from BITES as info comes in. Threat is still active. Ex.
Ex. On the way to recovery from 2 tornadoes, Bobsville is under attack from a different force. A disgruntled former student has threatened the University. Details unavailable at this time. Watch news for updates from BITES-Bobsville International Terrorist Emergency System. Ex.
Ex. University to resume cl asses today after two tornados. Life is getting back to normal but some are still w/o power and areas are unable to be accessed due to downed lines, debris & cows roaming streets. Concern taxed resources will be unable to handle the 9500 students. EX.
EX. COW-2nd F3 tornado hit Bobsville-casualties. Crews confirm groundH20/atm. within 15 miles of Manure & Food Plant is contaminated-people ill. Mr. Moo Chernobyl reports minor Uranium leak. No survivors in Pasture. Coroner is overwhelmed. Recovery stopped due to 2nd tornado. EX
Ex. Ms. Equine Cowpuck-Bobsville Manure/Food Processing plant confirmed bad release of methane to atmosphere & benzene (known carcinogen) to groundwater. Sampling crews sent to measure impact. Mr. Moo Chernobyl -damage at Mooman nuclear plant but says reactors are intact. Ex.
Ex. Mass casualties like Miss Cow Chip Patty Haybale, Chip committee & all cows. Manure plant is mush. Cowpens bridge in lake. Mooman nuclear plant damaged. Pasture Suburb destroyed. COW can't confirm status of fire dept. Watch news for updates. Get info from reliable source. Ex.
EX Catastrophic news! During cow tipping on 2nd day, a tornado hit. Consortium of Weather (COW) says tornado with high winds struck at the time cows were tipped. Spectators were at their peak. COW says possible 100s of fatalities/injureies. Watch local news for live updates. EX
*EXERCISE EX EX* Tornado WARNING: Tornado confirmed by radar & sighting. On the ground moving NE@50mph, ¾ mi wide, EF3 to EF4. Estimated to be in the vicinity of city within the next 30 minutes. Immediately seek shelter. *EX EX EX*
Ex! Bobsville is excited for the upcoming Cow Chip Festival tomorrow. Look for new activities like the milk bar, cow tipping obstacle course, Miss Cowpuck pageant and the Chocolate cow milking contest! Expecting record crowds because of the new events. The weather looks good. Ex.
Ex. Bldgs cleared,chemicals contained.Library 200 dead/375 hurt;Cow Science Bldg 10 dead/60 hurt; English Bldg 10 dead/25 hurt;Dorm 65 dead/160 hurt. Critical at Bobsville hospital;others at Sheep Hospital. Students return today.Bobsville says thank you for help with recovery.Ex.
Ex. Confirmed- spill of sulfuric/lactic acid from the lab into nearby patty field and methane into air. Dangerous debris: shards of glass, books, furniture from dorms, rocks/bricks and food from student center all over campus. Use extreme caution if you must be in the area. Ex.
Ex. BITES says these buildings were bombed: I Can Read Library, Snacks & Stuff Student Center/Cafeteria, COW Science Bldg/Lab, Grammar English Bldg, Occupation dorms. Terrorists captured; casualties being assessed. Concerns about release of chemicals from the damaged lab. Ex.
Ex. BITES says bombs were set off on campus. One bomb in student center. Bombings conducted by an extremist terrorist cell. Disgruntled student is part of cell. Science lab, dorms, library, English building attacked. BITES reports as info becomes known. Threat still active. Ex.
Ex. While on the way to recovery from tornadoes, Bobsville is now under attack from a different force. A disgruntled former student threatened to attack the University. Details unavailable. Watch for updates from BITES-Bobsville International Terrorist Emergency System. Ex.
Ex. University starting classes today from 2 tornados; however, some areas have no power and are unable to be accessed due to downed power lines/debris/roaming cows. Taxed resources unable to handle 9500 students infiltrating Bobsville to further their educational journey. EX.