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digital audio hoarder | pinball enthusiast | lover of tacos | dancing machine | powered by dr pepper™

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Today's fortune:
The universe without music would be madness.

#truth

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Presenting a birth certificate if your are a married woman and changed your last name...to vote?!?

Get fucked.

Stop creating obstacles to prevent things that are not a problem.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@chiproytx What she’s saying is such an utterly idiotic lie. Married women have to present ID all the time for everyday living!

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@Wombat_Matt Imagine just going to shows. That's it. Then you go home.

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@geyanastasio No fake health care grift available on tour? Bummer.

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When did we normalize this?

Wake the fuck up.

[John Bourscheid 🇺🇸 🚀 @bourscheid]

@megynkelly To confirm, the 2nd Amendment is absolute even when schoolchildren keep getting slaughtered by mentally ill morons with automatic weapons not available in the 1700s, but the far newer 14th Amendment has extensive room for interpretation because you say so?

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@SStricklandMMA Imagine not understanding religious freedom.

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Shocking. A literal billionaire gives zero shits about anyone but himself.

Imagine being a positive force, Elon. Pathetic.

[Redd @ReddCinema]

Elon Musk says he wants to cut Social Security and Medicare, calling them “entitlements”: “That’s the big one to eliminate.” 😳

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@SecWar Imagine having a dick so small you have to change your name to "The Department of War" to sound tough.

JFC.

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@elonmusk blathering about patriotism.

Fuck off already.

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@elonmusk Imagine being this wealthy and scared of folks of a different color.

The oppressed white South African. Lol.

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Imagine being as wealthy as @elonmusk and being such a racist asshole.

Literally having enough money to help make the world a better place, but too short sighted to help anyone but himself. Sad.

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@elonmusk Your fear of folks of color is both comical and telling.
Wealthy white folks are so fragile. Sad.

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@elonmusk Imagine being this wealthy and stupid.

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@evitaduffy_1 Jfc.

Imagine being this fragile, and being a parent.

Tots and pears for the child.

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@elonmusk Billionaires are not the voice of the people.

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@RepMTG Imagine being this stupid.

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SWAPI meets Power BI.

Use the force.

https://t.co/FEYcHJcBHm

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@AGAndrewBailey Breaking:
@AGAndrewBailey sits down to pee.

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Still going strong.

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Six years of no boozing for this guy.

That's the tweet.

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