PostFiji Man

Normalize stupidity. (parody account)

[PostFiji Man @postfijiman]

BREAKING: The prime minister of Samoa was on a Zoom call with Fiji prime minster in the last hour asking for tips on how carry out a coup with it the military.

Source: Forx News

[PostFiji Man @postfijiman]

I miss not seeing your lovely smile on TV. happy birthday 🎂

[PostFiji Man @postfijiman]

We don’t need this kind of energy in our lives. Laugh sometimes especially if something is good humoured and funny. #SoniaAndFaraz is a love story. #TeamUnblockFaraz

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Congratulations AG High School for winning the 2021 Coke Games. #CokeGames2021

[PostFiji Man @postfijiman]

Say it louder for the haters.

[fijivillage @fijivillage]

No nation can match our record in containing COVID-19 - Bainimarama https://t.co/eNnhGaji9D

[PostFiji Man @postfijiman]

Good morning. Follow North Korea’s Twitter the real news and also Fiji Sun and FBC. #DoTheRightThing

[DPRK News Service @DPRK_News]

Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un drops hottest mixtape of Spring 2021, “Ode to My Beautiful Wife, Who Exists”

[PostFiji Man @postfijiman]

I wonder if Fijians look as good as I do without using make-up and filters. I doubt it. #goodlookproblems

[PostFiji Man @postfijiman]

Yes. She has to shake hands with people. Also frontline workers are Commander of RFMF, Commander of Navy, Commissioner of Police, the overweight Minister of Defence.

[🌺angry_kpra🌺 @angry_kpra]

Is Mary Bainimarama a frontline worker?

[PostFiji Man @postfijiman]

IYKYK🖕🏽

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What are three things Fiji is better at than other countries: 7s rugby, curfew and me.

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Good morning to only those 🚴‍♀️🚴
to work using the cycling lanes to beat the traffic today. #AprilFools 🤡

[PostFiji Man @postfijiman]

First, organise an event at GPH to announce that I’ve been given $100,000. Then, deliver one speech that the money will be used to erect my statue in Suva to improve lives of the community. And then, disappear and wait for the next time I receive another $100,000.

[flaggETERNAL42 @alexelbourne42]

You're given $100,000 to improve something in the area you live in...what do you use the money on?

[PostFiji Man @postfijiman]

"Stop crying its just a movie"

The movie:

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@_lalagavesi This man.

[PostFiji Man @postfijiman]

Ratu Voreqe Bainimarama named sexiest Fiji prime minister since independence from Great Britain in 1970, according to latest study. Vinaka sir. #UroLevu

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If hairdos could kill. Go UK 🇬🇧 #BorisJohnson

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@BlakArchie Luckily I’m immune to covid19.

[PostFiji Man @postfijiman]

It’s good to have a laugh at the Internet’s expense.