prenom will

mechanical excellence and 1400 horsepower

[prenom will @postinglegend]

The Boston Common is indeed unsafe. I once saw a guy in a wheelchair grab an MIT student (worked at the radio station) and stuff him into a van. Nerd never seen again

[prenom will @postinglegend]

Jaws. A real basic choice, but it’s a perfect film

[Future Lesbian Housewife 👩🏾‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏾🤝🏳️‍⚧️ @gaygirly4422]

What’s ur fav movie that takes place in ur home state I think mine’s TCM (1974) but I haven’t seen No Country For Old Men (2007) yet

[prenom will @postinglegend]

I met Knausgaard once, and he said it was nice to meet me. Kendall Roy is going to have to try again to best me

[prenom will @postinglegend]

I don’t worry about my wife’s soul. That’s her business. It’s too bad I’ll never be VP

[prenom will @postinglegend]

My shutdown proposal is to keep excluding parts of the government from the shutdown until it’s only things that don’t hurt me politically

[prenom will @postinglegend]

I almost admire the lack of self-awareness it takes for a press secretary to say someone else didn’t do a good job publicizing the positive things Biden did as president

[Isaac Chotiner @IChotiner]

New Interview: https://t.co/dYyCoqjCqD

[prenom will @postinglegend]

I’m sure Bill’s still going to handout 5 day a week salaries to those 2 day a week workers. Right? He would never just give that to the shareholders

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Bill Gates predicts AI could open up a new era for workers, where a 2-day workweek is the norm, machines do the hard work, and people have more time to do the things they love, per FORTUNE

[prenom will @postinglegend]

If you’re asking for the “Geese” instead of the “Lockjaw”, you’re no friend of mine

[GQ Magazine @GQMagazine]

Geese’s frontman has a particular poetically messy mop. We asked a hair expert for the process and products you need to replicate it. https://t.co/52ktA5Jd0u

[prenom will @postinglegend]

Samsung Owner Voice: my phone’s been rating my piss and shit for years!

[MacRumors.com @MacRumors]

Kohler Launches $600 iPhone-Connected Toilet Camera That Monitors Your Health Through Waste Analysis https://t.co/6WZ6msJgd2

[prenom will @postinglegend]

The thing about the new ballroom that I don’t get is where are you supposed to put the other one?

[prenom will @postinglegend]

I love Slabhead. Never said a bad word about him ever

[prenom will @postinglegend]

Imagine little Shohei Rodriguez explaining how he got his name to his teacher, Mrs. Khaleesi Mortimer

[prenom will @postinglegend]

Even if you don’t want to acknowledge Woody Allen, Keaton was in the damned Godfather films. Fucking joke of a headline

[prenom will @postinglegend]

“And more”

[People @people]

Diane Keaton, Famed for Roles in 'Father of the Bride,' 'First Wives Club' and More, Dies at 79 (Exclusive) https://t.co/lxnEsYNrJT

[prenom will @postinglegend]

Apollonia was gorgeous, and I get why Michael went for that. But, goddamit he did Kay dirty. Imagine not flying in 70s Diane Keaton to your Italian hideout. Wouldn’t be me

[prenom will @postinglegend]

It’s a Houses of the Holy night by the fire. That’s the move. Get on board

[prenom will @postinglegend]

People love to complain about MLB playoff games during office hours, but they don’t realize ditching school or work to watch baseball is a century old tradition. Grow a sack. Sneak out

[prenom will @postinglegend]

It’s always been the plan

[prenom will @postinglegend]

As did the director of Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol

[Vikram Murthi @fauxbeatpoet]

In both of their new films, Paul Thomas Anderson and Jim Jarmusch view skateboarders as symbols of liberation.

[prenom will @postinglegend]

I love that the key to artistic success is be Ween

[the ultimate tea clocking bitch ⸆⸉ ❤️‍🔥 @teaclockerbitch]

@ctrlpetal taylor mastered country, conquered pop, reinvented folk, and she still dominates as she should, some of your faves stayed ExC!T!nG in one genre but ended up forgotten