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my book I HATE YOU, PLEASE READ ME is out now from @HouseofVlad | he/him 🏳️‍🌈

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@Bud_Smith wow congrats!

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@AWallaceBarker Hey I am sorry for my tweet and for not being a better friend in return. Tbh I was drunk and venting about one person in particular. Anyway, sorry, and hope you’re doing well. I’m not on here a ton (especially not sober) but it’s nice to see your posts when I am

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thinking about when I was ~12 and heard the song that goes “oh yeah, life goes on / long after the thrill / of living it’s gone” and thought, yeah, this song gets it

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told my therapist I should just give her $150 to hit me with a sledgehammer because it’d be more useful

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I grew up with so much “stranger danger” propaganda and now will routinely get in the car of anyone who claims to be my lyft, and don’t even get candy — kinda wild

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25) I won’t delete this if it doesn’t get likes

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LIES I TELL MYSELF

1) sure everyone *else* has to exercise, eat right, and sleep well to improve their mental health, but I can fix mine by staring at my phone

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24a) occasionally bingeing still counts as moderation

24b) anything less than constantly still counts as occasionally