David Postlethwaite

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[David Postlethwaite @postledm]

@intoleranse See you there

[David Postlethwaite @postledm]

Setting off for @DataScotland .
The 16th country that I will have spoken in, and my 42nd conference talk

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@GFritchey Don’t worry, the weather in Denmark has gone downhill today

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@GFritchey Start of of my three week’s summer holiday, I’m ready to crush some sunny weather and the beach

[David Postlethwaite @postledm]

I'm off to Poland soon, speaking at SQLDay 2024 on May 14 - 15.
https://t.co/Rpqbs3pIml #sqlday #sqlday2024

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@gethyn_ellis Taylor swift to score the winning goal

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@vestergaardj Happened to me twice

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@gethyn_ellis Listening to Gethyn Ellis telling me I’d make a great speaker at SQL events. Look where it got me now

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@intoleranse @kevchant @JohannesVink @mim_djo Tel me about it

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Rishi Sunak has saved us all from a bunch of taxes that never existed!

Full video here: https://t.co/9ygDvdkDow

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@GFritchey @redgate @PASSDataSummit Supermarine spitfire for me. From Mk1 to mk24 it changed considerably in performance and shape

[Old School House Venosc 💙 @old_school_alps]

Hey @Ryanair, my parents who are in their 70s and 80s, had accidentally downloaded the return flight boarding card instead of the outgoing ones and you charged them £110 to print them at the airport. £110 for 2 pieces of paper which took 1 minute. Shame on you

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

We are being gaslit out of existence. Literally and proverbially.

Full version here: https://t.co/atWIWj7Gwt

[David Postlethwaite @postledm]

@grantshapps @JustStop_Oil The UK government can’t spell licence

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@Ryanair live up to expectations, 1.5 hour’s delay. For a 1.5 hour flight

[David Postlethwaite @postledm]

@HMRCcustomers your website doesn't stop me filling in online even though I am registered abroad. there are no links that you mention

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@HMRCcustomers I live abroad, this year I am able to fill in my self assessment online. Is this correct? Previous years I have had to fill in bits of paper, but there are no options to download pdf files this year

[David Postlethwaite @postledm]

@HMRCcustomers my question was is it now okay for expats to do it online after years of having to fill in bits of paper. or is there a mistake on your website ?

[David Postlethwaite @postledm]

@HMRCcustomers why an earth can’t expats do their tax return online??? Those living abroad are the ones who most need a secure and reliable method, not sending pieces of paper through multiple postal services that can so easily get lost.