Alf thompson told me that he was in the pub at lunchtime and a man asked him if he would like to stroke his cocker spaniel . . . . .
He said in hindsight he should've chosen the spaniel . . . ๐ณ๐ณ
My son asked me - "where do babies come from Dad ?"
I replied - "ah . . Well . . Erm . . . The stork brings them son"
He said - " Who fucks the stork then Dad ?"
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Saw Peter Fogg , I asked "how's your brother doing living in Saudi Arabia?"
He said - "they caught him stealing a chicken from the market so they cut his right hand off , then he stole some bread so they cut his left hand off , the only thing he can steal now is doughnuts "
@MeatHead_Motors Yes , not only that the pub was open and I can be doing with delivering parcels from https://t.co/kuY0wxZBm6 to her address constantly ๐คญ