Postman Pat

Greendale's finest Postman ! 🍺🍺🍺

parody . . . obviously 🙁

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@NebularNerd @JohnOkure10871 At least the roads are straight . . 🍻 🤣🍻

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@nocontextfritzl @Natute123 The pub is up there on the left - you can buy me and Ted Glen a pint 🍻

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@MeatHead_Motors Their house is next door to the pub . . . . I'm not delivering while they're serving 🍻🍻

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@Thomas35797795 @elonmusk @SpaceX @_OrangeTwelve @the_treewizard Thankyou . . . . Anyone fancy a pint ? 🍻

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Alf thompson told me that he was in the pub at lunchtime and a man asked him if he would like to stroke his cocker spaniel . . . . .

He said in hindsight he should've chosen the spaniel . . . 😳😳

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My son asked me - "where do babies come from Dad ?"

I replied - "ah . . Well . . Erm . . . The stork brings them son"

He said - " Who fucks the stork then Dad ?"

🙈

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@crumbloads @ratlobbers Well said . . . I owe you a pint 🍻

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@DylanFiver69 @SeanyBoyy89 I'm not that much of a twat . . . . 🤣

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Saw Peter Fogg , I asked "how's your brother doing living in Saudi Arabia?"

He said - "they caught him stealing a chicken from the market so they cut his right hand off , then he stole some bread so they cut his left hand off , the only thing he can steal now is doughnuts "

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@fesshole

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@shayne_bellas You'll have to wait a bit longer. . . . . I'm in the pub with Ted Glen 🍻

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@PL_UK_25 @bonniexplore The cheek of it . . . . 😠

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@GriftReport 3rd place ??? . . . . Who's voting in these bloody poles ?? 😠

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@MeatHead_Motors Yes , not only that the pub was open and I can be doing with delivering parcels from https://t.co/kuY0wxZBm6 to her address constantly 🤭

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@MeatHead_Motors I open all the cards and look for money . . . If there's no money in them then I throw them in the river 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@fesshole

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@zoyafatma12781 Great shift nurse 👏👏👏 . . . Fancy helping on a post round ?

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@MeatHead_Motors I can only blame the 2-for-1 lunchtime cocktails special offer at The Green Dragon 🍻

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@Jonny7Jonny7 Even I'm not that much of a Twat 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@MeatHead_Motors When I'm drunk I usually let the cat drive home 🤷���‍♂️