light michael

She/Her.

[light michael @postmodernlight]

@AlexEagleston Plenty of fish in the sea.

[light michael @postmodernlight]

Pot michael didn't put me in his will

[light michael @postmodernlight]

@postmodern_dark gay

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@postmodern_dark

[light michael @postmodernlight]

The dispensary will be built regardless.

[light michael @postmodernlight]

Pot Michael has escaped the Grave

[light michael @postmodernlight]

The grave is empty.

[light michael @postmodernlight]

Cranking off.

[light michael @postmodernlight]

@postmodern_dark You gave him your dark weed.

[light michael @postmodernlight]

They found 9999mg of marijuana in his fucking system in the autopsy

[light michael @postmodernlight]

@postmodern_dark I literally see you liking the tweets. Pick up. You have to help pay for the funeral you put him on the streets

[light michael @postmodernlight]

We're going to build a dispensary over his grave. Amen.

[light michael @postmodernlight]

I cannot bring myself to touch the stash.

[light michael @postmodernlight]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary Pot Michael passed away last night from a deadly CBD overdose.

[light michael @postmodernlight]

I was at the buffet with Pot Michael (due to him being massively fat and obese) and he seized and dropped dead. I texted Dark Michael and he sent a voice note of himself laughing and slapping his knee. I finished my Chicken Dinner before the paramedics arrived.

[light michael @postmodernlight]

@postmodern_dark Stop blocking my calls

[light michael @postmodernlight]

Cranking off again.

[light michael @postmodernlight]

Please reactivate

[light michael @postmodernlight]

I have used the funds from this account to buy sugar-free coffee syrups, Michael Kors handbags, and progesterone. Thank you all.

Thus concludes my Heaven probational period, and by extension, this experiment draws to a close.