White Salamander 🦎

"No myths need be embraced for us to commune with the profundity of our circumstance"

[White Salamander 🦎 @PostMoSalamand]

@whitecatprophcy The biggest & only necessary evidence is the feeling in my heart I got from asking god.

Please disregard that other people have used the same method and reached similar conclusions about their respective churches & books. They received counterfeit spiritual impressions, NOT ME😌

[White Salamander 🦎 @PostMoSalamand]

If I were still a member i would not send my kids to church for the next couple of sundays until things have calmed down.

Who would want to be around so many aroused priesthood holders seeing so many naked female shoulders for the first time?

Can someone think of the kids!!?!?

[White Salamander 🦎 @PostMoSalamand]

I only do it 2-3 times a month. Flower.

Terrific for my stress, sciatica, and really just for enjoying a fucken great meal lol

[White Salamander 🦎 @PostMoSalamand]

Out of all the things one can experiment with after leaving mormonism, the best thing picked up was weed. There's not even a close second.

[White Salamander 🦎 @PostMoSalamand]

@JoelMCurzon I propose a wager about Pascal's wager, wherein there is a chance that Pascal's wager is a bad argument, so I don't lose anything by just continuing to live my life as if it were a bad argument.

[Shawn "All Outta Bubblegum" McClure @McClureShawn]

The idea of "God" will never be harmless or irrelevant as long as believers continue to vote, teach, influence, bully, oppress, colonize, enslave, coerce, persuade, guilt, shame, discriminate, judge, legislate, campaign, appoint, or parent according to their belief in that idea.

[White Salamander 🦎 @PostMoSalamand]

Coming back from the dead just to mention that next week it'll be 3 years since I sent my resignation and "oficially" left the godawful mormon church.

Also, almost 2 years since I left Utah and the US.

Hat-trick.

[Shawn "All Outta Bubblegum" McClure @McClureShawn]

I'm not certain that no God exists, but I am certain that no plausible, compelling, logical or evidentiary basis for rationally concluding that God exists exists.

[Shawn "All Outta Bubblegum" McClure @McClureShawn]

"Fine tuning" isn't evidence for a tuner, it's just a ill-chosen phrase whose ambiguity invites credulous people to imagine/assume a Tuner and commit the Anthropomorphic Fallacy. While a tiny portion of the universe may seem "fine tuned" for life, the bulk of it is quite deadly.

[White Salamander 🦎 @PostMoSalamand]

@andynewmanlpc I kept mine for a while. Rolled up a couple good joints with them pages 😁

[PIMO Mormon @pimomormon]

@andynewmanlpc The venn diagram between Mormonism and MAGA apologists is a complete circle.

Just change the president you��re talking about and it’s the same.

[White Salamander 🦎 @PostMoSalamand]

@whitecatprophcy And then I left the country and haven't seen a proper exmo ever again. Send help.

[White Salamander 🦎 @PostMoSalamand]

I've seen a couple accounts (members) scolding the one dude who claims to have visions of the future regarding Trump...

Several comments from fellow members about how they cannot understand how the dude believes this wild stuff.

Oh man, y'all are so close.

[White Salamander 🦎 @PostMoSalamand]

@TheSeerStoners Is this like an existential inquiry? Or more like a why are we still using this platform?
Because my answer to both is 🤷🏽‍♂️

[White Salamander 🦎 @PostMoSalamand]

Guy: Anyway, my wife is pregnant and wants some apples. Can we go visit you and grab some?

The tree doesn't even exist anymore 🤦🏽‍♂️

[White Salamander 🦎 @PostMoSalamand]

Reactivation efforts should at least be more creative, just saying.

Got a message (I dunno how they got my number) and this is how it went:

[White Salamander 🦎 @PostMoSalamand]

Random guy I barely remember and actually forgot his name, but he told me: "Hey Sal, just heard u're back in the country and visiting your parent's place. Remember when we were kids (20 years ago, also the last time we spoke) and u used to give me apples from your tree?"

Me: No

[White Salamander 🦎 @PostMoSalamand]

@planetJoseph How about AuDHD related depression? I'm a distance runner AND lazy as fuck otherwise lol

[Average Joe @planetJoseph]

Just realized the “grab them by the pussy” comment was before the @Ch_JesusChrist sent its global goodwill machine, the @TheTabChoir to sing at Trump’s inauguration. Church leaders could have so easily refused on the most obvious of moral grounds. They didn’t want to.

[White Salamander 🦎 @PostMoSalamand]

@_Cultch A Brazilian tiktoker https://t.co/MsBBcboHxU

[White Salamander 🦎 @PostMoSalamand]

So a tiktoker who isn't mormon made a video about some things she found out about TSCC.

Normally, her videos don't get a lot of views. Somewhere in the thousands. But this one got 4M. Probably because TBMs ascended from hell and attacked TF out of her.