Sambit

[Sambit @postsambit]

Meesho wali Greta 😆

[AnuCreate.in_ @Imdead108_ybc]

This is Nishu Azad.

She is doing protests since childhood and speaks against Hindu religion.

If she is in protests since childhood, when does she go to school? When does she study?

Who is teaching her this at this small age?

[Aditya @Adityaacard]

Thank you for pointing out our deficiencies Saurav beta.
I'll immediately send you your Pocket Money.

[Darshana Jardosh @DarshanaJardosh]

Even WWE has better scripts than this. 👇🏻

[Sambit @postsambit]

Say that to Raj Maata’s Husband!

[Savio Cardoz @ScCardoz]

Election in 5 states nautanki shuru hogya...😆😜

[Sambit @postsambit]

@foodpharmer2 Misleading

[Sambit @postsambit]

@PinkiePragya Exactly 🤡

[Sambit @postsambit]

Drone nahi mila rent pe?

[Saurav Das @SauravDassss]

🚨PUNJAB SCHOOLS SOCIAL AUDIT

A Cockroach Janta Party team reached Ludhiana, Punjab to conduct school audit. Watch the video to know our observations.

Was impressed with the “Schools of Eminence”. Most of the 20 points were on positive side.

Yet, problems were observed. We conveyed them to the Education Minister @harjotbains who readily agreed to meet us. We demanded the problems be resolved immediately. The Minister assured us of swift action.

@Cockroachisback @whattalawyer

Watch:

[Sambit @postsambit]

👽Still a lot of money for that face card

[Krisha 🌸 @KrishaAsiagh]

Fame built by flaunting the body doesn’t last long.🙌 Model😭

[Sambit @postsambit]

@nathanclark_ Same with Liquid Glass.

[Sambit @postsambit]

@verm48 Could have used this photo

[Sambit @postsambit]

@erbmjha Dall-E

[Sambit @postsambit]

Paaji. You underestimate us Indians.

[Trendulkar @Trendulkar]

PAN disclosure will be needed to purchase iPhone duo. Big blow to cash economy.

256GB → ₹2,99,900
512GB → ₹3,24,900
1TB → ₹3,74,900
2TB → ₹4,49,900

[Sambit @postsambit]

The Tough personas will stick to SUVs.
But the Cool next gen folks will switch to Sedans.
Japanese kind of vibe brewing.
Skodas and Volkswagens going to rule.

[Sambit @postsambit]

Boring. Reminds pre 2014. Congress ki Legacy.

[Anurag @anuragteewari]

Here is the first episode of my new IP series, PRAKASH BHARATI.

Our first bulletin crossed 300K views on Instagram in under 12 hours.

A fictional 80s-style Indian news network reporting on things that feel a little too familiar.

#PrakashBharati #Satire #aifilm #IndianTelevision #80sAesthetic #80sTrend

[Sambit @postsambit]

It was Mughals who brought Design Aesthetics to Bharat. 🤡s

[Yadu @Yaduvam]

Indian dagger with openwork blade and carved ivory handle from Madurai, 1600s.

[Sambit @postsambit]

@schizoadi @HPhobiaWatch 😭

[Sambit @postsambit]

@Nobleindian1990 Bitter Truth : Zero effort. Free loaders. There you go.

[Sambit @postsambit]

Year 5026 :

2026 Gen Z cockroaches’ Aulads saying this about Millennials, Gen X and Boomers.

How gullible people are to brainwash. They will conveniently deny their forefathers’ shortcomings. Just Blame GC and Jai Bhim.

[Dalit Panther - A movement @Nobleindian1990]

@postsambit My English isn’t great bcoz I didn’t have the privilege of attending a prestigious English school. In fact,I’m the 1st person to attend school
ur criminal ancestors denied ppl of my community access to edu.Had they been allowed to attend school, we might not have R to start with

[Sambit @postsambit]

@abhijeet_dipke 100% Placement ASSURANCE type baat kar di.

LoLd Dickpe and gang assurance to dharmendra pradhan bhi de raha tha.

[Sambit @postsambit]

@Dr_Pharouk His wife : Cooked!