Doug

UMD '19

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@Chillian_blair Thanks Chillian ! Oh the good ole days

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@ryleycathryn @PhilManziel Just a suggestion. only thing that could make me sleep is massive amounts of NyQuil I’m sick as fuck

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@PhilManziel @ryleycathryn That really loses its meaning in written language

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@ryleycathryn @PhilManziel Shouldn’t it be lavamommy cause he’s Sharkdaddy ?

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Two white girls riding around in a top down Volkswagen Beetle in 45 degree weather blasting bottoms up by tre songz. What has UMD become

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Just finished a lab with 40 minutes of stuff we had to listen to and write about in 25 minutes because I️ fast forwarded and made stuff up and now I️ have to sit here for 15 minutes so my ta isn’t suspicious

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@halltrent43 The Autobiography of Gucci Mane

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Turned in my Econ homework early so I could leave. “Are you in this class? “The Professor lmao

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Yes these clothes have the appearance of riches but underneath the clothes is.. The man and underneath the man is ...... THE NUUUUCCLEUS

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“I hate orphans”
“What did you say”
“I hate all the orphans”
“Come again”
“I hate all the orphans in the world”
“Say it again to my face”

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Nothing like Nacho Libre best scenes on YouTube to get ya ready for an exam

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Who has 500$ to blow and wants to buy me and themself a ticket to Dave Chapelle and Chance in New York August 17. I'll drive

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@madiforrest You think I won't knock out a girl you're wrong 😂

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Just had toe surgery and Thomas Rhett in six hours. step on my foot hands are coming

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@d_post4 Can't wait to see you guys again Dani ! ❤️

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@Chillian_blair Chin strap game 💯💯💯