dr drey

beverage enjoyer and plot victim

[dr drey @postureiskey]

I hope people read my tweets and think I could fix her

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this is how it feels to not get a lunch break until 3 pm

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boutta chug a half price alix earle unwell protein energy drink and get sent home early

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gave my bf my kindle unlimited login which was probably a bigger step than getting engaged tbh

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this is lowkey the most goated month to be unemployed I love you world cup

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sorry I was evil for a few hours there was water in my ear

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how it feels to gather documents for the DMV

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that’s (real) Dr. Drey to you now

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there’s something kinda funny in my grandpa (lifelong CPA) dying April 14th causing my mother (also lifelong CPA) to miss work on tax day

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lowkey feels a bit unsportsmanlike arguing with my bf while he’s high and I’m not … might have to pick this up tomorrow morning

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the 8 pm notification that I’m gonna get my period in 5 days after threatening to kill myself and quit my job all week

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my coworker earlier after hearing me say “opening day” after listening to march madness and hockey for weeks on end

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I’m Chappell Roan’s security guard who made that child cry.

My name is Jeff Blashill and I’m the coach of the Chicago Blackhawks and am responsible for Andre Burakovsky on the first line.

[han @heymorewords]

twitter is like having an evil diary that talks back to you

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connor bedard gwg and illini blowout IM UP

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I had a vision that a tree fell on my car so I moved it from the spot I’ve parked in every single day it’s actually that serious

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one of the docs warned us that we shouldn’t drink out of the water fountains because they had an “incident” and turns out it was legionnaires like cmon man this isn’t house md

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mansplaining feels soooo good like one of my coworkers asked what march madness was and I was locked tf in for a good 10 minutes

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unfortunately I just burned popcorn in a shared fridge and I do think I deserve to be shot

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having the yearly fat tuesday argument with my bf bc he refuses to accept my pronunciation of paczki like sorry i have a chicago accent

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there’s genuinely no unique experience in the world

[eli is free @uncanny_eli]

after expressing my undying hatred for ‘sombr’ i have discovered that he does actually have one undeniable banger and i have played it like 17 times today while working. being gen z millennial cusp is a constant humiliation ritual