Potatismys

Äter ost. AIK.

[Potatismys @potatismys]

@HStjarnebo Ähmen sluta. Ni gjorde ert bästa ju.

[Tobbe @thingsic]

AIK spelade ett AIK-derby. Otroligt fint att se! Kan bli EN öl efteråt.

[Potatismys @potatismys]

Ingen köper Bajen som han – Zlatan Zlatan

Jänkarnas hopp, AEG:s man – Zlatan Zlatan

[Potatismys @potatismys]

Har en plåt över på nedre mot bajen. Inköpspris. Först till kvarn. @AIKBiljett

[Potatismys @potatismys]

@Erikberg736845 @AIKBiljett Kvar än så länge

[Potatismys @potatismys]

Säljer en plåt pga sent avhopp. Etage 2 västra. Sektion 228, rad 5, plats 95. 200spänn @AIKBiljett

[Potatismys @potatismys]

@LHjukstrom @AIKBiljett Följ så jag kan dm:a!:

[Potatismys @potatismys]

@filleb18 @AIKBiljett Följ så jag kan dm:a

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[Potatismys @potatismys]

@Mutumba2lax9 @AIKBiljett En annan hann tyvärr före

[Potatismys @potatismys]

Har två plåtar på nedre idag pga bortfall @AIKBiljett

[Potatismys @potatismys]

Borta!

[Martin Mutumba @MartinMutumba]

@olleos Hahaha han e byggd så👨🏿‍🏫💙👑

Åm jag tar över jag garanterar shåw å vm å em alltid. Jag bah lengtar tills Isak å Göken å grabbarna spessieiellt Rony visar hur bra dåm e💙💛⚽️ för nu fålk börjar snacka såm åm dåm kan spela sjelva😏 jag skulle ha med Z å Henke i tränar staben🤙🏿⚽️

[ایمان / iman @imanhazheer]

vi har ett JÄTTELÄGE att ersätta kim källström med anders svensson nu när vi ändå håller på med komedi

[décédé @cilanivre]

Men om man har kostym, vattenkammad frilla och är dömd till sex års fängelse för grovt mutbrott och grov trolöshet mot huvudman, efter man bestulit pensionssparare på hundratals miljoner, och sen skriver en bok om sina brott, då vill Fredrik gärna bli bjuden på releasefesten.

[Rosalind @rosalindmar19]

Kurt Vonnegut on buying an envelope

[Patrik Sundberg @patriksundberg]

När @jakobforssmed basunerar att ”svensk lag gäller” undrar jag om han åkt bil på Essingeleden? I varje given stund kör bilister för fort med fordon som väger flera ton. Detta har pågått år efter år, i alla fall sedan jag tog körkort för 25 år sedan.

[Abbe_AIK @StrommenAbbe]

Lägg ner AXS! Byt system!

[Potatismys @potatismys]

@sportsonmaxse Så makalöst uselt. Ett sånt beslut tar inte en domare om den inte är riktigt jävla sugen på det.

[Marcus Larsson @Skolinkvisition]

Sveriges lärares förra kanslichef (och innan det LR) blir friskoletopp hos Almega. Inte så förvånande för oss som hört ryktena om hur LR internt länge såg på marknadsskolan. https://t.co/zg5C4FO7sA