JordanianMillerosity

a dad

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i lov kelly

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In Harriman you can only eat after 9pm if you’re able to endure shitty live music

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“Would you like to add 2 apple pies for $2” does a bear shit in the woods?

[fruity giuliani @fridge_temp_IQ]

This might be the funniest tweet I’ve ever seen

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@Actionman513 A formative moment in my childhood happened when my grandma asked me to rewind her Richard Simmons workout VHS tape. I did and got to spend a few minutes watching his yoga room full of ladies lifting their dumbbells in reverse at lightning speed. Peak comedy

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

she saw her chance and took it 😭

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Micheal Clemons was making sure no Browns fans left without a “Fuck You”

[Skoog @Skoog]

yeah i'm excited for dune 2.

dune 2 chicks at the same time man.

[Crazy Clips @crazyclipsonly]

There’s no way

[bama @Algo_bama]

@dubslife1 Bout to wingardium leviosa that mf

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@wildtiktokss Nope https://t.co/Q1Wxfpo4Al

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@McGregorRousey If Kanye’s last name had been a different cardinal direction his kid coulda been north south

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@thefakeKCqb @BestFightPicks It’s the soft belly that does it for me. It’s really hard to take him seriously as the peak of his weight class when he doesn’t look like he cares very much. He’s also not a specialist at anything like DC was with wrestling, making him unmemorable outside of his title win.

[A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat]

SnapChat is Gollum. Has no idea what’s taters, precious.

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@Scott_Fontana Pretty sure Kenny Florian competed at middleweight on TUF and then lightweight right after