Coffee Papi

I'm a potato

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Asian dudes will bleach their hair and start acting like hoes fr

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@spaceapplesauce Didn’t know you were into the hat mustache combo

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No one has hired me for any aapi specific content and honestly that’s a hate crime

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I have rearranged my apartment at least six times since moving in a year ago

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It’s almost summer so it only makes sense to buy $400 sandals

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Emotionally preparing to spend a lot of money on chairs

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Sometimes it’s not a fit it’s just some clothes

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She Herman on my Miller till I Eames

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Looking to interview people who self-identify as ‘not cool’

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I bought a counterfeit wallet in Vietnam and it was so cheap and it looks good I don’t care about maintaining the facade of wealth !

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Love when people post pics of their dinner at home and it’s like a slop of noodles taken with the flash on with a caption like, “looks ugly but this slaps!”

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People think I’m Vietnamese in Vietnam

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Shout out to people who constantly address their followers y’all are celebrities for real

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Praying to the AI overlords to automatically block all ig stories of peoples mf Apple Watches after a work out

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Dude you’re not mysterious no one cares don’t take yourself so seriously

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I have calf strain I have not ran in three days my mental state is in shambles without the impact of concrete on my knees

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Starting a patreon but not providing any useful information on it just charging people $4.99/month for selfies and incoherent rants

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Shout out to the scammer who tried to max out my credit card for Ethiopian airlines at 8am

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I think of this tweet every time someone calls me a lady boy

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It’s a good thing I am unaffected by cyber bullying because some one just told me to kill myself over a video of toast

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I love when people take the concept of self love and self care so far they become psychopaths incapable of empathy