Random homesickness has manifested as me going on a hunt for Michigan beer and finding none and then ordering Two Hearted and Oberon to my local BevMo LOL it’ll be here Thursday yay
The older I get the more I deeeeply value my rest & solitude & I used to think that made me a lonely lil hermit & now I think that is one of my favorite things about me
On today’s episode of Kids Are Hilarious & Savage As Fuck: during music therapy the therapist sang, “old McDonald had a farm e-i-e-i-o, and on that farm he had a_____ (waiting for the kids to answer)” and this 4 year old screamed from her literal core, “SANTAS NOT REAL!!!!!!!!”
(Cognitive behavioral therapy enjoyer I just cut off in traffic) Think positively. He is probably in a rush for a reason. Maybe he’s late for a job interview. Maybe his wife is giving birth
Me: I’m da king of da highway
Watched a documentary about the concept of infinity in space while drinking a White Russian so not only am I sexy I am also smart and deeply existential thank you goodnight