Pot Dad's Cat

Pot Dad's Cat, slave name Kipper. Apparently I'm a bitch. Disclaimer: does not condone nor condemn the use of marijuana, chocolate, or catnip.

[Pot Dad's Cat @PotDadsCat]

You know what? My owner is the real bitch.

[Pot Dad's Cat @PotDadsCat]

@MeanStreetsOMA take a guess

[Paul McHenry @pdmchenry]

@UberFacts @PotDadsCat you've officially "made it." Too bad your owner is still a bitch.

[Pot Dad's Cat @PotDadsCat]

.@UberFacts It was the worst he could do.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Oops.

[Jared Robinson WOWT @jaredwowt]

Someone left brownies outside the studio! Guess I'll have one or two.

[Pot Dad's Cat @PotDadsCat]

Torrential rain, drizzle, regular rain, sprinkles - rinse and repeat. Omaha rainforest. I'm not going out there.

[Pot Dad's Cat @PotDadsCat]

All these notifications have woken me from my extensive 17 hour nap. Not happy. What's a feline gotta do to get some rest?

[Omaha World-Herald @OWHnews]

.@redcloud_scribe: Pot Dad, back from accidental trip, talks about being 'really high' and his cat's true nature. https://t.co/QEGAO83RR8

[Pot Dad's Cat @PotDadsCat]

.@KETV I've pissed in his loafers for this.

[KETV NewsWatch 7 @KETV]

Video: Man recounts unplanned trip after eating pot brownies https://t.co/P83rtZsyJx

[Pot Dad's Cat @PotDadsCat]

Kipper is my slave name.

[Pot Dad's Cat @PotDadsCat]

Did y'all just see that? SMH.

[Pot Dad's Cat @PotDadsCat]

Just had a Catholic high school follow me. They know the truth.

[First Alert 6 @WOWT6News]

Omaha dad talks about 'trippin' after unknowingly eating kids' pot brownies. https://t.co/5nyzRSJ8KQ

[Pot Dad's Cat @PotDadsCat]

@MeanStreetsOMA @EvilE4b @OmahaPotDad can confirm this is pot dad's washing machine. chocolate spewed everywhere. kids grounded

[Pot Dad's Cat @PotDadsCat]

Fun fact: the domestic house cat can run faster than Usain Bolt. #PotDadsCatForRio2016

[Pot Dad's Cat @PotDadsCat]

.@redcloud_scribe I'll give you an honest interview, Mr. Hansen. I'll be in the windowsill if you swing by 90th and Maple again.

[Matthew Hansen @redcloud_scribe]

So I interviewed Pot Dad. Column will be on https://t.co/q3wiKF6mi7 by 10. Will answer burning Qs: Who is Pot Dad? And is that cat a bitch?

[Pot Dad's Cat @PotDadsCat]

.@Bobber_Sox Hmm. Maybe Mr. Numbnuts will think it's a brownie.

[Pot Dad's Cat @PotDadsCat]

.@THEeliteman76 @OmahaPotDad yeah, I can't eat half of those or I die. Thanks.