Duckslife

Transforming into a duck.

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🎉 Just registered for the Metawizards Free Mint Allowlist on @PREMINT_NFT! https://t.co/8WDsvwobWV

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🎉 Just registered for the We are the last hope on @PREMINT_NFT! https://t.co/xbgzg0FllF

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It's 2:19am and a badger is trying to fuck me.

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Just saw a goose eat a pornstars vibrator, 2am is a weird time to be around geese.

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Why is it everytime I see @MileyCyrus she sticks here tongue up a ducks arse and starts shouting "Rabbit" frantically?

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#WorstPickUpLines Hey girl, you ever heard of a micro penis...?

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#WorstPickUpLines Hey boy I haven't wiped my ass in ten days, you wanna hit this shit?

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Tinky Winky tried to steal my weed again, purple cunt now has 27 stab wounds!

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http://t.co/yPfVUgnCey This song says exactly how I feel right now!

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Mans got a film out yano!!

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On that crack hype tonight, gonna show Amy and Whitney how to do it properly #NoBathsAllowed

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White people turn my colour when in the sun too long!

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#ThingsKidsSay Jim fixed me, but he broke my spirit in the process.

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Tinky winky said purple is the best colour, so I set him on fire #hesblacknow.

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#ThingsKidsSay Take it out, it hurts me.

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Twerkin' this red ass all night!

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Laa Laa said domestic violence wasn't funny, she was wrong and now has a face like a panda #blackeyegang

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Mother fucking Po is back bitches, feds were after me over Tinky winkys murder but it's cool now fam, I hid the body well enough.

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.@da_baby_sun Your mouths a fucking spunk jar for homeless men after they've drank 30 cans of Carlsberg export

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.@da_baby_sun Don't fuck about or I'll shove a hairbrush up your mom's snatch and make her fuck a frog