Teddy & Rocy

Just two every day average ducks trying to save the world from the scourge of potholes. #NoMorePotholes .
Oh yes, and a load of jokes we think are rather good.

[Teddy & Rocy @pothole_ducks]

👋
Teddy "Hey Rocy, I went to take my hi-vis jacket to the invisible menders yesterday."

Rocy "Oh yes. Did they fix it for you?"

Teddy "No. I couldn't find them!"

The boys are back! 👍

[Will Black 🍓🍄 @WillBlackWriter]

People are saying that Nigel Farage has asked Elon Musk to ban people from X for sharing this clip of him attacking his crony Robert Jenrick.

Surely free speech champion Nigel Farage isn't that petty? But just in case, THIS is the video that you mustn't download or share

[Andrew Harris слава україні 🇺🇦 @TeamHarris123]

Hi @KevinNagleMLS if you're looking for a new CEO for @htafc look no further.
Shaun is highly thought of by the fan base and genuinely invested in every aspect of the club and community.
Oh yes, he's a bloody nice guy as well.
You know it makes sense.

[Andrew Harris слава україні 🇺🇦 @TeamHarris123]

For a man who; worked for Russia Today, promoted Russia all the time as a MEP, was pals with someone now locked up for taking Russian bribes and can't even tell us who paid for his house, anyone who believes a word he says needs to give their head a wobble!
#VeteransAgainstReform

[Andrew Harris слава україні 🇺🇦 @TeamHarris123]

The fact that Israeli soldiers are completely comfortable filming themselves murdering unarmed people, by shooting them in the back, shows that the "Chosen Ones" are cowardly, evil and truly are the scum of the earth.
@God clearly made a bad choice! He should be on naughty step!

[Andrew Harris слава україні 🇺🇦 @TeamHarris123]

Wondering if anyone can help me out with this?
I am sure there was a time around 90 years ago or so when something like this happened before, but I just can't put my finger on it!

[Andrew Harris слава україні 🇺🇦 @TeamHarris123]

@aestheticpost @ava_sparks_ava

[Andrew Harris слава україні 🇺🇦 @TeamHarris123]

It really is that simple!
#VeteransAgainstReform

[Andrew Harris слава україні 🇺🇦 @TeamHarris123]

Quite clear that Bannon is the daddy and slimy Nigel is the gimp!
#VeteransAgainstReform

[Teddy & Rocy @pothole_ducks]

@UtilitaFootball @TeamHarris123 @htafc @TeamHarris123

[Utilita Football @UtilitaFootball]

🎟 THE UF TICKET OFFICE IS OPEN 🎟

𝐖𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐨 @htafc 🆚 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 😍

🎟 x1 Pair (1 Winner drawn)
📆 Saturday 7th February 15:01

RT, follow us, and tag a mate to enter – entries close at 23:59 on Wednesday 28th January and winners will be notified by DM.

𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬 𝐛𝐲 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐈𝐆 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐅𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤!

#htafc

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[Science girl @sciencegirl]

How does this species survive in the wild 🤪

[Teddy & Rocy @pothole_ducks]

@UtilitaFootball @htafc @Mr_Racecar

[Utilita Football @UtilitaFootball]

🎟 THE UF TICKET OFFICE IS OPEN 🎟

𝐖𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐨 @htafc 🆚 𝐃𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐑𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬 in the Vertu Trophy 😍

🎟 x1 Pair (1 Winner drawn)
📆 Tuesday 10th February 19:00

RT, follow us, and tag a mate to enter – entries close at 23:59 on Thursday 29th January and winners will be notified by DM.

𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬 𝐛𝐲 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐈𝐆 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐅𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤!

#htafc

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[Andrew Harris слава україні 🇺🇦 @TeamHarris123]

Love the lighter side of Twitter!
#SundayFunday
#sundayvibe

[Teddy & Rocy @pothole_ducks]

@UtilitaFootball @htafc @TeamHarris123

[Utilita Football @UtilitaFootball]

🎟 THE UF TICKET OFFICE IS OPEN 🎟

𝐖𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐨 @htafc 🆚 𝐋𝐮𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐓𝐨𝐰𝐧 😍

🎟 x3 Pairs (3 Winners drawn)
📆 Tuesday 27th January 19:45

RT, follow us, and tag a mate to enter – entries close at 23:59 on Thursday 15th January and winners will be notified by DM.

𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬 𝐛𝐲 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐈𝐆 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐅𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤!

#htafc

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[Andrew Harris слава україні 🇺🇦 @TeamHarris123]

Life was much nicer when #Twitter was mostly full of clips like this!
It's absolutely wonderfull.
#FridayFeeling
#FridayMotivation

[Which? @WhichUK]

Wondering if you should keep your condiments in the fridge? 🧴 Some need it, some don’t! Here’s what you should know to keep them fresh and safe 👇 https://t.co/CcPePcl7Ol

[Fi Photos @AlpineClick]

New Year Fine Art Alpine Exhibition ⛰️
Millmead, Guildford, Surrey GU2 4BB 📸 13.01.26-01.03.26 ⛰️ Wed-Sat 10-2 & Sunday