Mr.Bing

CULE | Free Palestine 🇵🇸

[photon⁹⁷ 🍁 | 🇦🇷🇪🇸 @Red_Mercury___]

World Cup — Rigged
Ballon d'Ors — Rigged
Goal ratio — Ronaldo was a midfielder
Assist ratio — Ronaldo is a striker
Golden Boots — Ronaldo was a midfielder
Playmaker awards — Ronaldo is a striker
G+A — Irrelevant stat
Trophies — Rigged
Dribbles — Knee injury
Free-kick goals — Knee injury
Key passes — Knee injury
Outside-box goals — Try from 35 yards
MOTM — Rigged
MVP — Rigged
91 goals — Tap-ins don't count
Non-penalty goals — A goal is a goal
Players' interviews — They're all jealous of CR7
Individual awards — Rigged
H2H wins — H2H in finals
H2H individual stats — One-club wonder

[Rom Baro @GhettoPunditt]

🇨🇦 0-3🇲🇦 ✅
🇵🇾 0-1 🇫🇷 ✅
🇧🇷 1-2 🇳🇴
🇲🇽 1-3 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
🇵🇹 2-3 🇪🇸
🇺🇸 1-2 🇧🇪
🇦🇷 3-1 🇪🇬
🇨🇭 1-2 🇨🇴

[Uday @CoderUday]

Every time I want to skip the gym, I remember these uncles..... within next 10 mins I will be in gym

[s44ntii @s44nti]

gasté dinero como si no hubiera mañana y si hubo mañana

[SB @ShowBoat00]

I just watched the Palmz training vid...

[Anime Tweets @AnimexTwts]

Bro finished a cigarette in a single puff 😭

[myth (WORLD CUP ERA) @mythcaii]

How people describe the World Cup match that you didn’t watch

[PaulBettany22 @QuantK22]

How many videos of this guy crying are there man wtf 😭

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

Commentator just said “and they still have to clean up the stadium”

[autist @litteralyme0]

🥀🥀

[Pelagius 🦁 @pelagiusreborn]

If my bitch wife ever does this performative shit I’m immediately driving the car off the cliff