The news of her death is likely to be overshadowed by stories about Dolly Parton and Tim Curry, but Jaye P. Morgan should not be forgotten. A wild, fun-loving gal with an incredible zest for life. She was absolutely fearless, as viewers of The Gong Show know. #RIPJayePMorgan
Awww, poor man child is declaring war on Lake Ontario because Doug Ford hurt his feelings.
Why not rename it “Lake Butthurt”?
And while you’re at it, rename Niagara Falls “Trump’s Tears.” Fucking moron.
BREAKING: In a stunning moment, the right-wing Wall Street Journal’s editorial board just humiliated Donald Trump’s trade war with Canada saying he was making his dumbest plan, even dumber. Wow.
Canada owns the railways. Canada owns the electricity. Canada owns the minerals. Canada owns the lumber. Canada owns the water. Canada owns the potash. And Canada owns the oil. Vive le Canada 🇨🇦
Wab Kinew: "Iran has bloodied Trump's nose already. And they're coming crawling to us, asking for us to include their American firms in procurement and to put the booze back on the shelves. So to me, that's weak. The American president is weak. He's threatening us. and I think if we kept pushing, I think that we'd probably get more."
BREAKING: OMG WTF! What is WRONG with him? Trump tells 10-year-old kid who nearly drowned that he WOULDN’T have saved him!
Beyond parody…
We all know that Donald Trump is the most selfish coward to possibly ever walk the planet and is entirely incapable of caring about or feeling empathy toward another human being, but the way he’s PROUD of it truly staggers the mind.
This afternoon, at the White House, Trump hosted a life guard, 16-year-old lifeguard, who saved 10-year-old Nathaniel Rai, looking to get a little good PR with a feel-good event to honor a real hero.
Of course, he then immediately ruined it by telling the kid he wouldn’t have saved him.
“I don’t know if I’d do it,” the president said. “I wouldn’t, probably. You’re lucky I wasn’t on the service that day.”
Ironically, it is a rare moment of honesty for a man who lies with every other word. Trump would absolutely have let the kid drown, because he’s a sociopath.
If any other president had said this, the media would go wild. Here is the President of the United States bragging about how he’s a coward who wouldn’t help someone in need, showing a shocking lack of basic moral fiber while also reminding everyone that his “family values” ideals are nothing but opportunistic bullshit.
But because it’s Trump, it’ll be forgotten in an instant, as he promptly threw a tantrum and yelled at a reporter that the troops were lying about the bad food his administration is giving them.
He floods the zone with insanity to avoid being held accountable for anything.
We must prove him wrong.
211 bands from 14 countries — and Canadians are taking home the trophy 🇨🇦
Congratulations to the Simon Fraser University Pipe Band. The first champions from outside the UK in 16 years.
Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear on the impact of Trump's tariffs: It's certainly hurting our bourbon industry, but Donald Trump is hurting us more with his comments and attitude towards Canada especially.
Canada is Kentucky's number one trading partner, and they've been a good trading partner. But because he has demeaned them, because he has questioned their sovereignty, they've taken Kentucky bourbon off their shelves, which hurts our economy.
And honestly, every Canadian deserves good Kentucky bourbon.
PANDEMONIUM on live TV right now. Trump is MELTING DOWN inside the Oval Office, raging as the cameras roll.
He SNAPPED at a CNN reporter, screaming: "QUIET! You’re a fake reporter! You report fake news!"
He dismissed the USS Lincoln disaster as a CNN fake report.
CHAOS! 🚨