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Serious question: As the creator of the #WizardingWorld, @JK_Rowling, the stairs leading up to the girls dormitory in the Gryffindor tower. Would they turn into a slide if a trans woman walked up them?

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We're wizaaaaaaaads! #Puffs

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DO NOT BUY THIS SIGNED BOOK. It's a forgery. It's on eBay right now - DO NOT BUY IT. @jk_rowling @TBP_agency @NeilBlairTBP

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Just watched #Puffs! It was SOOOOO GOOODDDD!!!! #BetterThanCursedChild #HarryPotter #hiiiiiii

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I feel like we never talk about how crunk it was that Seamus was trying to turn water into rum at 11.... #HarryPotter #TurnDownForPot

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"Look here, Tommy Boy..." -Canon Dumbledore
#HarryPotter

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Can we give CNN an award for greatest headline ever? 😍

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What if one year, instead of singing about the houses or unity, the Sorting Hat just decided to sing 'Chandelier' by @Sia?
He spends all year working on it.
He learns some dance moves.
McGonagall sits him on the bench, and then he👏🏻just👏🏻gets👏🏻it👏🏻
#HarryPotter

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@ThatGirl_Parks I believe the phrase for this is a Fairy Papa John.

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Okay, @jk_rowling, hear me out! It's a combination of #HarryPotter and the #CormoranStrike series where there's a wizard #serialkiller and the aurors (#wizardcops) have to bring them down!

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Anyone who doesn’t side with Voldemort has clearly never met a muggle.

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@hpotterquotes "You just don't get it, Hermione"

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Throughout all of Harry Potter, this is the biggest question I have...
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#HarryPotter #Slytherin

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#LifeHack: Make sure your friends aren't late for work by texting them creepy things in the middle of the night that make it so they can't go back to sleep! #nosleep

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There's no such thing as right or wrong answers. Unless, of course, you are Jenna who did not even remotely get this correct...
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#HarryPotter #FunnyTexts #FollowYourDreams #Pterodactyls

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#HarryPotter

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NOTE: If you encounter a vengeful spirit in the future, it is unlikely that spirit is my friend Greg.

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@benmcneely @HeyClifton @Bojangles1977 Hahaha. I crave Bonangles more often than KFC. But sometimes I just want those herbs and spices.