Michael Patch

Vocalist in the metal band Evasion. Bong!

[Michael Patch @pottymouthpatch]

Dear @PlayStation,
I thought we were homies, but you won't send me an invite for the PSVR2. Hurts my feelings dawg. Thought we were closer than that. Still love you though, and you know I'm always here if you need to talk. Much love fam.

[Michael Patch @pottymouthpatch]

@MattStonie been watching for years, you're a fucking beast my dude! Love the content, support your passion, and can't wait to see more! Much love and respect! Keep killing it! #mattstonie #bestofthebest

[Michael Patch @pottymouthpatch]

@lizipatch @wthirskgaskill @lizipatch years later and I still think I deserve the name. But I thought of a great one for you! #poopnosepatch #akatheshitass

[Michael Patch @pottymouthpatch]

We don't give a hoot, mosh until you puke! @Exmortusband @TheRealEvasion5 @deadswarm @killcommandband @IronkillB skeletonarmyaz clubredrocks 13thfloorentertainment #patchapproved #evasion… https://t.co/6gut3w263V

[Michael Patch @pottymouthpatch]

@blueamcat @XboxSupport I just don't understand why. I hate to complain, but I've never had to buy more controllers for a console for the same problem.

[Michael Patch @pottymouthpatch]

@XboxSupport $500+ dollars for this?

[Michael Patch @pottymouthpatch]

@blueamcat @XboxSupport It's a brand new console. I bought it yesterday, transferred all the contents last night, and went to actually play it right now. Dissatisfied is an understatement

[Michael Patch @pottymouthpatch]

@blueamcat @XboxSupport I tried it. Still pulling.

[Michael Patch @pottymouthpatch]

@Xbox really? Seriously? This is what I get for upgrading?

[Michael Patch @pottymouthpatch]

Laura quote of the day:

"Time flies when you're smoking blunts"

That it do. That it do.

[Michael Patch @pottymouthpatch]

July 7th at the Rialto! Let's rage, Epherum style! https://t.co/MrNf9qLjev

[Kvasura @Kvasuraband]

Our friends in Evasion are starting off this juggernaut tonight. Don't miss it!... https://t.co/OMTMfcvExF

[Michael Patch @pottymouthpatch]

@JustinRoiland my band has a song about drinking in which we scream, "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub". Do you approve of this?

[Michael Patch @pottymouthpatch]

"@GaryJanetti: In the new Mission: Impossible Tom Cruise has to prevent the world from finding out he's 53." Mission Failed

[Michael Patch @pottymouthpatch]

@JustinRoiland Epherum loves you!

[Michael Patch @pottymouthpatch]

@opticcityoiler good times my dude!

[Michael Patch @pottymouthpatch]

I swear, we get sick every time we come to Vegas! @doublebypass #heartattackgrill… https://t.co/P5YbIcnsac

[Michael Patch @pottymouthpatch]

Back at it again! @doublebypass, I love you. #bacon #heartattackgrill #wearemeantforeachother… https://t.co/hnF5OXimjy

[Michael Patch @pottymouthpatch]

Phoenix Comic Con, you're in trouble! Manlesque is about to be all up inside you! #manlesque… https://t.co/FFu5mlZAmO

[Michael Patch @pottymouthpatch]

@JustinRoiland there is no Rick Sanchez, only Zule!