George Washington

George Washington commenting on current events. Not a parody account. The actual ghost of the first US President.

[George Washington @POTUS_1789]

Sigh. I'm back. You guys clearly need adult supervision.

[George Washington @POTUS_1789]

@GeorgeTakei ...the pee pee tapes are real

[George Washington @POTUS_1789]

https://t.co/x0970kbVZN
Agreed! That book is utter poppycock!

Wait, we’re talking about “The Art of the Deal,” right?

#fireandfury https://t.co/x0970kbVZN

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I’ve had to put up with the Fake News from the first day I announced that I would be running for President. Now I have to put up with a Fake Book, written by a totally discredited author. Ronald Reagan had the same problem and handled it well. So will I!

[George Washington @POTUS_1789]

@realDonaldTrump I expect Pakistan will shape up now that you’ve given them a stern tweeting.

[George Washington @POTUS_1789]

@thehill This quote is an abdication of the responsibility of a free press.

[George Washington @POTUS_1789]

@thehill Rubio is an intellectual and ethical midget. He voted for a bill he knew to be bad government and now cries alligator tears of remorse.

[George Washington @POTUS_1789]

@TwitterGov @jack @realDonaldTrump This Twitter employee will never again have to buy his or her own drink in a bar.

[George Washington @POTUS_1789]

It's your moment, @realDonaldTrump! Meaningful gun reform guarantees a place in history as the president who saved the most American lives

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

How does it happen that we have a president who has nothing but nice things to say about Mr. Putin? What do the Russians have on Mr. Trump?

[George Washington @POTUS_1789]

I've always said, "when you find yourself in a hole, stop digging." By that measure, Nunes' revelations seem ill-conceived. @BradMossEsq

[George Washington @POTUS_1789]

Fact: The President of the United States is under investigation by the FBI for treason. Seems like a big deal. #ComeyHearing

[George Washington @POTUS_1789]

Also, tweets starting with "The real story..." usually don't end with the real story. Just sayin'. #ImpeachTrump

[George Washington @POTUS_1789]

Federal law enforcement and the national security apparatus all work for you, @realDonaldTrump. It's actually _your_ job to find them. https://t.co/3nhUWo4mhq

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The real story that Congress, the FBI and all others should be looking into is the leaking of Classified information. Must find leaker now!

[George Washington @POTUS_1789]

Wow, sick bern. @realDonaldTrump @SenSanders

[George Washington @POTUS_1789]

If only there were someone in some position of authority that could help. Eh, perhaps throwing Twitter shade will fix that murder rate #fail https://t.co/fY1DPFSlzJ

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Seven people shot and killed yesterday in Chicago. What is going on there - totally out of control. Chicago needs help!

[George Washington @POTUS_1789]

Happy 285th birthday to me! When I reflect on what a mess you’re all making of things, it makes me want to die again. #wednesdaywisdom

[Garry Kasparov @Kasparov63]

US democracy will survive Trump and come out stronger for the test. Americans are rediscovering what they took for granted for too long.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

We must not allow politicians to divide us by where our family came from, by the color of our skin, our religion or sexual orientation.

[George Washington @POTUS_1789]

@SallyJupiterRA @realDonaldTrump which campaign rally would that be in 2009?

[George Washington @POTUS_1789]

Why is @realDonaldTrump holding a campaign rally at great taxpayer expense after having been in office for less than 1 month? #TrumpRally

[George Washington @POTUS_1789]

You can't be impeached if you don't _act_ like the president. #TrumpPressConference