Hillary Beat Trump

We report real news from the real America, where Hillary Clinton is president. (Disclaimer: This is satire.)

[Hillary Beat Trump @potushill]

The deplorables struggle? #hillarybeattrump

Hey @puertorico

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Apparently there’s been a big surge in new young voter registrations since Taylor Swift announced to her 112 million Instagram followers her support for two state Democrats. The GOP is worried that it’s now their turn to be #SwiftBoated.

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Sometimes you can shake it off, other times you have to speak up. Sending you so much love and respect, @TaylorSwift13.

[John Harwood @JohnJHarwood]

what has been the purpose of all the anguish Jeff Flake has expressed over the last year?

[feminist next door @emrazz]

Brock Turners grow up to be Brett Kavanaughs who make the rules for Brock Turners.

[Gabrielle Union @itsgabrielleu]

Nothing but facts here

[howardfineman @howardfineman]

The flawed #Kavanaugh hearing worked in one sense. It showed him as he really is: a hot-tempered, ferociously ambitious political warrior who honed his gut fighter skills in Yale’s Federalist Society, Ken Starr’s jihad and the Bush-Cheney White House. He’s a ward boss in robes.

[Stephanie "LB" 🟧 @LincolnsBible]

I gotta say...
Listening to #Kavanaugh make up bullsh*t for his yearbook entries, was very "high school" of him.
What was your worst cover-up lie to your parents when you were in high school?
Mine? "Some old guy in a truck dropped the six pack in the snow, and we just found it."

[Rep. Eric Swalwell @RepSwalwell]

By most accounts, the ‘91 Anita Hill hearing for Justice Thomas was a disgrace. The story of America is progress. Over 20 witnesses were heard in ‘91. The merit of the #Kavanaugh accusation will be determined by testimony from just 2 persons. 27 years later, we’ve gone backwards.

[Jesse Lehrich @JesseLehrich]

in 5 minutes @KamalaHarris established that #Kavanaugh:

– has not taken a polygraph

– won't call for FBI investigation

– didn't watch Ford's testimony

– faced same vet as Gorsuch

– concedes that treating some women well doesn't preclude a man from doing ill to others

[Peter Daou @peterdaou]

GOP #Kavanaugh DEFENSE IN A NUTSHELL:

#ProfessorFord is a liar because Feinstein waited too long to share her story.

Joe Biden said something in 1991.

[Dena Grayson, MD, PhD drdenagrayson.bsky.social @DrDenaGrayson]

😱WOW. #Kavanaugh completely lost his composure. He is simultaneously YELLING and CRYING, then interrupts @SenFeinstein and talks over her.

This guy is melting down before our very eyes.

[Dena Grayson, MD, PhD drdenagrayson.bsky.social @DrDenaGrayson]

TOTAL meltdown by #Kavanaugh.😱

Kavanaugh repeatedly interrupted the senators, SHOUTED over them, while alternatively blubbering and mumbling under his breath.

How on earth can the @GOP still support this guy⁉️

cc @SenatorCollins @lisamurkowski

[Chris Redd @Reddsaidit]

It’s strange that Kavanaugh only cuts off women when they’re speaking.

#kavanaughhearings

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

If Brett Kavanaugh can be this angry on national TV, imagine what he's like when he gets inebriated.

#KavanaughHearings

[Samantha Bee @realsambee]

Not sure we should have someone so emotional on the Supreme Court. #KavanaughHearings

[James, hooting and/or hollering @FunnyLikeAClown]

Well...... he certainly seems like a serial liar based on his bullshit answers to simple questions.

#kavanaugh