Pouria Delfanazari

[Pouria Delfanazari @pouriadelfan]

Hello world?

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

"All men are created equal." - A man who owned 600 other men.

Happy 4th of July!

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Greece owes Europe some money. Europe owes Greece Western civilization. Call it even?

[Todd Barry @toddbarry]

Todd Barry is quitting comedy. #ScaryStoriesIn5Words

[Ken Levine @levine]

If something on the internet pisses me off, I try to wait at least 24 hours before I respond to it. Saved me a lot of heartache, I suspect.