listening to pj harvey can be upsetting sometimes. she’ll write the most beautiful song you’ve ever heard but it’s about either nick cave or vincent gallo
【Mayonnaise and the Checkered Sofa】
This is Mayonnaise, a dog sitting on a checkered sofa.
Every morning she eats yogurt with banana here.
After washing the dishes, she comes back to the sofa again.
Her favorite food is dumplings.
The word “phantonym” was proposed in 2009 to describe words that people misuse because they assume the meaning of them based on their look and sound. For example: Affordable *seems* like it would mean “can be afforded”. Reactionary *seems* like it would mean “having a reaction”.
when I was six i wrote a story and ended it with the moral "Nature is not to be feared, but to be loved and understood" and all the adults around me lost their shit and i never told them i stole it from a fortune cookie
@shinylight887@fatho3000@hostileworm It's amazing how everyone on the internet who eats meat is 100% positive that they buy theirs from an ethical butcher