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[27. @dimvji]

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use. the worst part is everything else

[ugh @ughfinewhatever]

hey can you unblock me for a sec I have something totally normal and extremely kind to say

[Chris @citehchris]

one day you receive your first microsoft teams message and then it just keeps happening to you for the next 50 years

[mark normand @marknorm]

This looks like a Disney movie where a 12 year old becomes president

[hera @shiningdaisies]

let me regulate my nervous system and i'll get back to you

[ع @pyari_eyesha]

Talking to parents about mental health is like discussing Feminism with Taliban

[John Bourscheid 🇺🇸 🚀 @bourscheid]

I really don’t understand true greed. If I was worth $1 trillion, you’d have to physically stop me from solving as many of the world’s problems as possible.

Everyone would have a home, food on the table, proper healthcare, happiness.

I just don’t get it.

[OBDM @obdmpod]

@JonStewartIL My sources just emailed additional images

[Tov$ @povahtlumer]

You KNOW the wine hangover is bad when you wake up and immediately google what time Little Caesars opens🫠

[𝖓❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

a lot of socializing involves performative interest and i simply do not give a shit

[cheyene norah @onlyyagirl_]

Life currently

[Tov$ @povahtlumer]

Wait, so, on love island USA do they all meet before hand to shoot the dance number or do they have to do it after, when they've all lived through the awkwardness... genuine question

[rae @devilbears]

if i was a deer i’d also fuck around in the middle of the road who cares

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Billionares are so weırd. what are you saving up for?? helł??

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

CONTROLLING YOUR ANGER AT WORK IS REALLY A JOB

[Mr. Nobody @MmisterNobody]

You can tell a workplace is broken when the good employees are exhausted and the bad employees are comfortable.

[kami 🕊️ @whatkamisays]

no because those with addiction still deserve to eat what the fuck is wrong with this shithole fucking country

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Girl I’m bored let’s be Kind to One Another