Eating Crumbs

the twitter for all of the jokes that didn't make me rich

[Eating Crumbs @povertyjetset]

Please do not tell me about any apps. I'm committed to an app-free existence & hope my friends to support this life choice.

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

Don't forget! There's dried semen & fecal matter on everything everywhere!

[Eating Crumbs @povertyjetset]

'Times Revenge' is when you open up the @NYTimes and there is a profile on your ex. Even if you don't see it a friend will tell you about it

[Andrew Russeth @AndrewRusseth]

"The works might insult your intelligence if they seemed aware that you had any." The New Yorker on Stingel at Gagosian http://nyr.kr/fE1w0J

[Eating Crumbs @povertyjetset]

I'm going to avoid the internet until the Elizabeth Taylor posts are over.

[Eating Crumbs @povertyjetset]

If my heart beats faster when I'm anxious, couldn't that be considered exercise?

[Eating Crumbs @povertyjetset]

The memoir is always the muse's revenge

[Artnet @artnet]

Richard Prince loses court case in Rasta photos copyright case http://bit.ly/htKyRu

[Eating Crumbs @povertyjetset]

I think Terence Koh should crawl on the floor until someone (Klaus Biesenbach) gives him the Abramovic treatment.

[Eating Crumbs @povertyjetset]

How is it possible for Charles Cowles, an art dealer, to forget that @metmuseum owns a portion of a painting?

[Eating Crumbs @povertyjetset]

Suing for sexual harassment in the artworld- how would you decide who not to sue? A class action suit of you vs the artworld?

[Eating Crumbs @povertyjetset]

The best works at the Dependent were all in the bathrooms. Only problem- no usable bathrooms.

[Eating Crumbs @povertyjetset]

Established galleries who could be doing the @theArmoryshow look out of place at the Independent or are turning it into just another fair.

[Eating Crumbs @povertyjetset]

Doomed brides, swinging accountants, naive acidtrippers, opportunistic poets...its that kind of day #slouchingtowardsbethlehem

[Eating Crumbs @povertyjetset]

I think@tomhanks raised @chethaze to be an elaborate conceptual art project. He is the most distilled essence of 'Bro.'

[Eating Crumbs @povertyjetset]

I need to bring some banjee girl realness tonight #parisisburning

[Eating Crumbs @povertyjetset]

Can society come up with a collective safe word that we can say so that @jamesfranco will let us recover before his next attack?

[Eating Crumbs @povertyjetset]

Surviving @thearmoryshow week- which drug cocktail is right for you?

[Eating Crumbs @povertyjetset]

Hipster guys seem so frightened by overt sexuality so this 'hipster strip club' could be cathartic for them http://bit.ly/h3XQ2a

[Eating Crumbs @povertyjetset]

Yes everyone who works in the artworld is a unique & precious snowflake.