Jess Powers

wait, what? if you like pop art, need a dog sitter, or wanna glimpse into my 4th grade classroom, then you found the right place

[Jess Powers @power2dajess]

I would really love to see a commercial for Tacon: a turkey bacon created by Liam Neeson

[Jess Powers @power2dajess]

I just taught a Kindergartner who was wearing Michael Kors slip-ons 😳👀

[Jess Powers @power2dajess]

Me: "I really like your frog sweatshirt!"
Student: "Thanks, I can hold a chicken sandwich in the big pocket..."
Me: "...Is there one in there right now?"
Student: "YES!"

[Jess Powers @power2dajess]

Could I be called bilingual at this point?

[BuzzFeed Quiz @BuzzFeedQuiz]

It helps if you've actually seen the movies too. https://t.co/iywvH9K0CF

[Jess Powers @power2dajess]

Since it's October, I keep catching myself wanting to say, "I'm not superstitious, but I am a litte-stitious!"

[Jess Powers @power2dajess]

I said “awesome sauce” earlier today at school and a kid asked, “I wonder what awesome sauce would actually taste like?” And I said, “I’ve tried it, it’s chick-fil-a sauce”

[Jess Powers @power2dajess]

*overheard during recess* “My teacher is so cool, she’s not even afraid of bugs!”

[Jess Powers @power2dajess]

“Cosmopolitans make me want to chase cars...” - my grandma 👵🏼 @victoriasmiller

[Jess Powers @power2dajess]

Today I found out Flea from RHCP voices Donny on The Wild Thornberries #mindblown

[Jess Powers @power2dajess]

One of the terrifying things about being a teacher

[Jess Powers @power2dajess]

Quarantine day 13: just scheduled a playdate with myself and my neighbor’s corgi

[Jess Powers @power2dajess]

My dad eating grapes while drinking wine,”it’s called before and afters”

[Jess Powers @power2dajess]

5th grader: “Did you know hand sanitizer has alcohol in it?”
Other 5th grader: “OMG do you think I’ll get drunk? I have to ride my bike home after school...”

[Jess Powers @power2dajess]

I inadvertently taught TK kids what booyah means and now the boys scream it at recess

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Asked kindergartens about their future jobs, which included: ice cream salesman, strong dad with lots of muscles, and a priest

[Seinfeld Quotes @seinlanguage]

Kramer: “Hey! Happy Festivus, everyone!”

[Jess Powers @power2dajess]

When you wake up from an accidental 3 hour nap to find your lil bro ordered you a pizza 🍕 ☺️ shout out to @Pow2000Tom

[Jess Powers @power2dajess]

I love when my sub job starts at 11; I get to sleep in and chill before encountering a hoard of 12 year olds

[keaton bell @keatonkildebell]

amy sedaris literally just kicking her shoes off is funnier than anything any man has ever said or done https://t.co/goNZCBazW3

[Jess Powers @power2dajess]

Caught a 7th grader watching The Mandalorian in class today, kinda hard to get mad at him

[Jess Powers @power2dajess]

Subbing for 1st grade today:
- A kid vomited during a lesson

- Another kid was buck naked in the boy’s room at lunch

- A kid taught a Spanish only speaking student profanity in English

GREAT DAY