invisible,ULTRA

pronouns: bad bitch, that nigga 💅🏾😎🤦🏾‍♀️ Demi and non-binary ✨ ♒️

[invisible,ULTRA @Power_Verse]

@evadentz

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

The inside of my brain when someone starts explaining rules of a card game

[ً @artfuIchaos]

pattern recognition is a lonely gift. by the time everyone else finally sees it, you’ve already been called dramatic, negative or crazy for pointing it out.

[Murph & Turf @JamesMurphy]

Everytime I pay my rent I put in a maintenance request. COME FIX SOMETHING! 😭🤣

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

Those mini soda cans are elite because sometimes you don’t need a whole soda; you just need a little splash.

[bum @BattleRapBum]

MAN I GOT SUMMER HATIN ON ME CUZ IM HOTTER THAN THE SUN, GOT SPRING HATIN ON ME CUZ I AINT NEVER SPRUNG. WINTURRR HATIN ON ME CUZ IM COLDER THAN YALL— AND I WILL NEVER, I WILL NEVER I WILL NEVER FALL

[🌸 𝓜 🌸 @FavoriteMWord]

Deep cleaning + laundry day.

[ki snow ❄️ @kiaraimanii_esq]

I feel big! Not big in the sense of weight or nothing like that. Like colossal!

[invisible,ULTRA @Power_Verse]

@BNekra @obviouslacking And ppl be turning right on red during your left turn light you waited hella long for… like dude you can basically turn in multiple context and they chose to during your protrcted left turn

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

After seeing how our parents handled leftovers, I'm convinced most of the "stomach flu" we had as kids was actually mild food poisoning.

[hersch @tittyrespecter]

i don't know how many more $12-16 transactions i have left in me

[𐙚 bambi @bbambied]

this was really some hating ass shit. why can't spongebob be cheeked up

[ً @artfuIchaos]

I actually didn’t talk shit about you, I just said what happened and it’s your fault if the situation makes you like the piece of shit you chose to be.

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

i have realized many relationships only exist because the woman is silently tolerating a whole bunch of bullshit

[invisible,ULTRA @Power_Verse]

@thedatabunny Omg how long does fortinet certs last? My boss wants to start me on this series
I’m assuming 3 years like the CompTIA ones 🤔

[kj 🫴🏾 @whereis_kj]

not having baby wipes in ya bathroom lets me know you living a lifestyle that’s too funky for me to be apart of

[invisible,ULTRA @Power_Verse]

I need someone that softens when my love impacts them not be annoyed

[꧁Bobbi꧂ @SaltyBitch_52]

This is the type of animal testing I can get behind 🤣

[Sponge ! ⛓️🪚👱 era @SussedSponge]

ALL THE WAY BOY 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[Sponge ! ⛓️🪚👱 era @SussedSponge]

Found out that Tom Kenny was in a sketch show and you can kinda hear the SpongeBob and Ice King here lmao