A math prodigy was accepted to Harvard at age 15 for what could have been a lifetime of achievement.
But after living in the wilderness in Montana and writing a prescient manifesto about industrial society, his life would drastically change due to packages he sent in the mail.
there are raccoons living in my walls who i really want gone, and even though i love my girlfriend, and i know she loves me, she is just clearly, unambiguously on the side of the raccoons
I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to say that people will die if you put a giant glowing distraction like that right on the side of a highway filled with Maryland drivers
part of the problem with the united states right now is like 30% of the population genuinely believes that having to show vaccination records at a cheesecake factory to eat inside is literally the exact same as being killed by state police on the street for no reason
caught the 3yo walking into the house with a handful of gravel. when i asked him what it was for he said, “im going to put it in my bed”.
why on earth would you do that? “well i’ve already done yours and mum’s bed.”
sure enough, corner of the bed is crumpled. pull the covers back and there’s a handful of gravel right in the middle of the bed. he’d even remade it afterwards. unbelievable.