Dan P

#FuckKolbe2014

[Dan P @powerdan11]

@kateemcdonough @Kaleypepin98 @SeaWorld Inconsistent people*

[Dan P @powerdan11]

@kateemcdonough @Kaleypepin98 @SeaWorld Wrong they're

[Dan P @powerdan11]

@Kaleypepin98 These hoes ain't loyal, gotta sleep with my eyes open.

[Dan P @powerdan11]

@kateemcdonough Love that you're happy, just know the order it was offered went: Me, all kaleys other friends, anybody on the street at the time, Kentucky, then you

[Dan P @powerdan11]

@kateemcdonough Got offered to me first, I let it go further down the totem pole

[Dan P @powerdan11]

@kateemcdonough @Kaleypepin98 Ya was gonna ask about that... Corn on your nachos..?

[Dan P @powerdan11]

@kateemcdonough @Kaleypepin98 *Family go out for sushi

[Dan P @powerdan11]

@kateemcdonough @Kaleypepin98 lets broout and watch black mirror

[Dan P @powerdan11]

@kateemcdonough is this about a baby...

[Dan P @powerdan11]

@kateemcdonough We waste a lot of time tweeting at each other in the library from our phones

[Dan P @powerdan11]

@kateemcdonough we waste a lot of time tweeting over wasted time

[Rocky khan @Engr__haroon]

hello kevin spacey, "i was drunk and gay" is an excuse for like, table-dancing to britney spears, not attempted paedophilia

[🅴🅳🅶🅴 @edgette22]

.@KFC follows 11 people.

Those 11 people? 5 Spice Girls and 6 guys named Herb.

11 Herbs & Spices. I need time to process this.

[Abdi @AbdiTV]

so the instagram polls aren’t anonymous.. and I just click yes to a girl asking if she is fat loooool fml

[Blake Dimock @BDimock]

When you blacked out last night but refuse to accept the truth from your friends about what happened https://t.co/40bMiwaLRw

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

😂😂😭 Solid work!