✰ PM ✰

lover of cocktail umbrellas

[✰ PM ✰ @powermoods]

“oh here comes the bitch who wants all of our seltzer water”

[iris amelia @devoutposter]

I think the core problem is that lesbian events often sound like 200 level gender studies classes and gay guy events are like “Cocaine Thursdays<3”

[Steph @StephanieYeboah]

Mamdani’s PR and comms team are egregious. 😂

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

conservatives aren’t you fucking embarrassed

[illegally blond 🇵🇭🇵🇸 @kcdanger]

this meme hasn't been insignificant

[Reba McEntire @reba]

No AI needed here, I know what I looked like in the 80s!!!

[Ash @ashwxrya]

Opening lines simply do not get better than this

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

I know America is flopped but why does everywhere else hate ice in drinks! “Oh baby hit me with that room temp cola” like wtf. again I know America is a joke but I feel cold drinks are universal.

[pampam @ppamatos]

from girl to girl: decepcione sua família o mais cedo e rápido possível para que você consiga viver livremente em paz

[pilsen pete @PCAddict2956]

*taps the sign*

[area woman @explodingpiano]

during bisexual month I’d like to remind you that not all bisexuals are sluts who dodge commitment. I am though

[Teresa @tessy_1088]

If you're 32-39, you're only in season 1 of Sex and the City...

[✰ PM ✰ @powermoods]

@FLEEreality @heatedrivalryud if my memory serves, I think Svetlana was on the table. Shane was on the counter, in the bed, on the couch

[#MOST @jeandeauxmusic]

Dolly died without the world ever seeing her man. My president til the very end. Thank you for your service queen.

[𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖔𝖘 📘🦷🔼 @Homievulgaris]

Dolly Parton was the patron saint of good gays, who fall in love, adopt kids, and see beauty in everything.
Tim Curry was the patron saint of evil bisexuals like me, who love oil and grime, scary clowns, and communism.

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

scientists don’t know how different i’m built

[°˙∘○˚.• @cuntyybarbie]

i dont understand straight men who are disgusted by pussy the first time i smelled a girls pussy and her panties i thought i did cocaine

[jenneth goulet @kennyroysgrammy]

Ryan Murphy used to have Jane Lynch delivering lines like this on a weekly basis

[jon repetti @pourfairelevide]

I think about this tweet every day, masterpiece of the form

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

bring back women having oddly specific personal traditions. peach cobbler on the first cold night. fresh flowers after payday. a solo birthday breakfast. champagne when something scary works out. give your life some folklore.