Power Move Guy

All I make are power moves. I'll basically be running all the companies by the time I'm done. Use my daily advice if you want to be a winner.

[Power Move Guy @PowerMoveGuy]

I gave all my employees motivational posters of cats. They're of me with a gun pointed at their cats. #PowerMove

[Dan Bates @panacheut]

Lucky to catch a small preview show ahead of the concert tonight, @glove is a class guy with way too much talent, can't wait to jam tonight

[Power Move Guy @PowerMoveGuy]

Taking care of creeps? #PowerMove

[Power Move Guy @PowerMoveGuy]

Headlining @WileysDayton Saturday March 18th? #PowerMove

[Power Move Guy @PowerMoveGuy]

Buying a girl a drink? Strong move. Buying a girl a bar? #PowerMove

[Joe Bates @JoeBatesComedy]

Here's me being real funny.
Please RT.

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[Joe Bates @JoeBatesComedy]

Houston! March 2nd check out this cool show I'm headlining at @SecretGroupHTX it's going to be real neat!

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[The 10@10 @The10at10]

@PowerMoveGuy headlines tonight's show at 10 pm @mortyscomedy. $5 or free with @jakethis tix!

[The 10@10 @The10at10]

Coming to see @Jakethis at @MortysComedy this Thursday at 7:15 pm? Stay for The 10@10 for free! @PowerMoveGuy headlines!

[Power Move Guy @PowerMoveGuy]

The last sick day I took was when I was at work and I saw my employees productivity. I fired them all. #PowerMove

[The 10@10 @The10at10]

@PowerMoveGuy headlines the show this week. $5, 10 pm Thursday @mortyscomedy. Get there, sweeties.

[Flannel Del Rey @GwenderWoman]

Thanks to @PowerMoveGuy, I feel like I've arrived.

[Power Move Guy @PowerMoveGuy]

.@TigNotaro tweets as me #PowerMove

[Power Move Guy @PowerMoveGuy]

When I fire people, I charge it to vacation time. #PowerMove

[Power Move Guy @PowerMoveGuy]

I'm so rich politicians send lobbyists to me. #PowerMove

[Joe Bates @JoeBatesComedy]

Egg nog is 50% shame and 50% the letter G.

[Joe Bates @JoeBatesComedy]

Why is 2016 afraid of 2017?

Because 2017 2018 2019.

[Power Move Guy @PowerMoveGuy]

Yes, I relax from time to time. #PowerMove

[Power Move Guy @PowerMoveGuy]

I go to comedy club shows and sell the comics merchandise with a 300% mark up. #PowerMove

[Power Move Guy @PowerMoveGuy]

Take your son to work day was great. He lasted 15 minutes before I fired him for getting my coffee order wrong. #PowerMove

[Power Move Guy @PowerMoveGuy]

My wife told me I'm the best and I told her she's 2nd best because there can only be 1 best. #PowerMove