Dan Bates

[Dan Bates @panacheut]

@JoeBatesComedy Wedding gift?!?!?

[Dan Bates @panacheut]

@trentmabry Heard from them this morning

[Dan Bates @panacheut]

My @glove 35th show tonight, simply the best.... music that makes the soul happy

[Dan Bates @panacheut]

@JoeBatesComedy You're Toronto aren't you

[Dan Bates @panacheut]

Yeah @NBA2K what is up with that?

[Joe Bates @JoeBatesComedy]

Hey @NBA2K after the latest update and 5 different online games stopped midway through, now I can't even start a game without seeing "a problem has been encountered that prevents gameplay from continuing. This game will not be counted."

What's up with that?

[Dan Bates @panacheut]

@AmericanAir you have somehow managed to out suck @united ...... @JoeBatesComedy @bryandano @ringer

[Dan Bates @panacheut]

@AmericanAir worst airline and support ever......this time the pilot missed the turn on the run way....3 flat tires....can't wait for a BS milage apology which is so worthless it's not even funny

[Dan Bates @panacheut]

This is a new travel low point @AmericanAir handling the delay and deviation of flight 1513 was laughable and now is just sad...crew who were they only people allowed to clear customs is late getting back after the entire plane has been in the terminal for 12 hr.....

[Joe Bates @JoeBatesComedy]

I'm happily continuing to move on in the @HeliumComedy social showdown and would love to continue to the finals next round! Please toss me a vote and a RT!!! https://t.co/4apt9I9Bu7

[Dan Bates @panacheut]

I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed @penguins

[Dan Bates @panacheut]

Colonel Mustard in PPG Paints arena with the snipe shot #Malkin #pensbooth @penguins

[Dan Bates @panacheut]

@JoeBatesComedy Just leave a basket on your doorstep

[Dan Bates @panacheut]

@bryandano How dare you speak ill of assistant captain Chris Kunitz Stanley cup champion

[Dan Bates @panacheut]

@ATTSportsNetPIT watching in Georgetown, Guyana....Go Pens #pensbooth

[Dan Bates @panacheut]

@GolfweekBRomine Phil Mickelson on the tee

[Dan Bates @panacheut]

The @Wendys at terminal A in IAH may be the friendliest and most organized staff I've ever seen in a fast food restaurant

[Dan Bates @panacheut]

@drbill1947 @BillSimmons @ringer Bill and his dad were the last shot from the garden on the TNT broadcast

[Dan Bates @panacheut]

Phil Kessel is a multi time turnover machine #pens

[Dan Bates @panacheut]

This @penguins team is amazing, such heart, third playoff year and still able to find another gear...I love this team

[Dan Bates @panacheut]

@toddbarry Power move