chaos incarnate

[chaos incarnate @powerprince5847]

“The best you can hope for is to have your mind destroyed by the complete works of Tim McGraw.”

Truly ✨inspiring✨ thank you boys @travismcelroy @JustinMcElroy @griffinmcelroy @macclint #TAZLive

[chaos incarnate @powerprince5847]

@nedsore please

[robyn☦️ @RRR0BYN]

You’re 5, you have saved up for what feels like an eternity for an ice cream. You’re barely able to hold it so you accidentally drop it after 5 licks.

Dad pats you on the back and says, THATS LIFE SON. Before you turn to leave he snaps a picture of your devastated face for twitter so he can show everyone what a great dad he is.

This is diabolical parenting. All you taught him is that when things go wrong you’re not going to be there to help him.

[chaos incarnate @powerprince5847]

@BlackKnight10k I was exposed to this in the wilds of Facebook 💀

[Oliver Darkshire 🌈 @deathbybadger]

ten years as an antiquarian, hearing nothing but "my relative kept these untouched in a box their whole life but they died, and I don't want this stuff" has radicalized me. annotate the books. use the china. wear the clothes until they wear out. your life should not be a museum

[Shawn // Evolve PR 🔜 TwitchCon SD @callmeshawnp]

If y’all are so rowdy for Rebecca Ferguson rn you really should do yourself a favour and watch Silo

[David Juurlink @DavidJuurlink]

With measles on the uptick despite the availability of a highly effective vaccine, it's worth reflecting on Roald Dahl's account of the final day of his 7-year-old daughter's life.

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

The "Ship of Theseus" article has been edited 1792 times since it was created in July of 2003. At present, 0% of the phrases in the original article (seen below) remain.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: You help lead the effort to overturn the 2020 election results, do you—

Republicans: *boo* shut up

[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

what the fuck

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

Pippin to Frodo when they're back home in the Shire:

[chaos incarnate @powerprince5847]

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[IGN @IGN]

Check out the reveal trailer for Little Nightmares 3, yet another spooky, yet oddly cute entry in the darling indie series. Coming in 2024!

#gamescom2023

[poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw]

biiiiiig stretch

[🐢🐢🐢John Green🐢🐢🐢 @johngreen]

Authors often get most of the attention when it comes to issues around book banning and intellectual freedom, but those who really deserve the plaudits and attention are the teachers and librarians and community members doing the work every day to keep books available.
They often take far greater risks than any author in defense of intellectual freedom. So the next time you see a teacher or librarian, please thank them on behalf of authors, readers, and the communities they serve.

[chaos incarnate @powerprince5847]

@gabby_frost Strattera pls 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

[Matthew Mercer @matthewmercer]

Finally got to shake his hand a month ago and tell him how much I adore his work and how grateful I am to have him bring Thordak to life.

Absolutely heartbroken. What a brilliant man, in both talent and heart.

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

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[shoshana || שושנה @TheTonightSho]

personally i think this is the funniest joke that has ever been made

[CJ 🫐 mrs sammy bryant @milfril]

i never got into abbott elementary but i think this show should win all the awards for this scene alone