SHOUT OUT TO @British_Airways WHO CANCELLED MY FLIGHT. SOUNDS HORRIBLE BUT THEY PROVIDED ME THE REASON AND THAT NEVER HAPPENS…SO THANK YOUUU!!! I WILL CONTINUE TO FLY WITH YOU 😀
Sitting in a cafe…
Client: Do you charge for sugar?
Barista: No
Client: Do you have liquid sugar?
Barista: We have honey
Client: I will take the liquid sugar
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Y’all,
I’m not even kidding. In 111 days…
Pink Friday 2 🛼🩰🎀
is coming to save & restore hope in mankind omg barbz I love you I dooooo! Like when y’all have this masterpiece y’all gon be on ☁️9️⃣. Omg I love it so much y’all. I assfcfhnkjhdbyik
TO THOSE WHO CROWD AROUND THE PASS OFF AT STARBUCKS: IT DOES NOT MAKE YOUR DRINK COME FASTER. IF YOUR DRINK GETS STOLEN THEY WILL MAKE YOU ANOTHER ONE. DADDY CHILL💁🏻♂️
A decade later and it’s still one of THEE BEST SHOWS on Canadian Television. Set your PVRs and catch the Season Premiere of Big Brother Canada TONIGHT @ 9pm et/pt on @GlobalTV#BBCAN11
Thanks @beyonce for spending 1,350 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to BREAK MY SOUL. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/FE7m96DQvs ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️