Small Fry Grandpa

After the storm, I see again a weasel. he/him

[Small Fry Grandpa @powers4algernon]

@AliceBeecham 24/7

[Small Fry Grandpa @powers4algernon]

I’m gonna need someone to talk me down from cosplaying trans man Velma

[Harry Potter and the Cursed Child NYC @CursedChildNYC]

Happy Pride Month from everyone at #CursedChild!

[Small Fry Grandpa @powers4algernon]

Okay who wants to help me live my dream

[matthew lillard. NO LONGER ACTIVE @MatthewLillard]

I don’t actually remember putting the Mystery Machine on @airbnb, once I opened the app I blacked out as the spirit of hosting possessed my mortal body once again.

[Small Fry Grandpa @powers4algernon]

Horrific murders aside, Vecna had some good points. Life IS shit

[Small Fry Grandpa @powers4algernon]

Eleven is still the least interesting part of Stranger Things

[Small Fry Grandpa @powers4algernon]

So I’m finally playing stardew Valley and not only is Clint flirting with my wife but now I’m helping him ask her out?
What in the cuck simulator

[Small Fry Grandpa @powers4algernon]

Just remembered a show I did years ago where they gave the general note to the dancers to be more feminine and I had a panic attack and hid in the bathroom until they changed my role.

… and it took me 6 more years to come out as trans

[Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT]

#IdesOfMarch

[Small Fry Grandpa @powers4algernon]

He 👏🏻 is 👏🏻 laughing 👏🏻 at 👏🏻us 👏🏻

[Small Fry Grandpa @powers4algernon]

I think my mental health is the worst it’s ever been and that’s such a record I’m nearly impressed

[Small Fry Grandpa @powers4algernon]

These headlines one after the other and yet he’s still in office.
Why?

[Small Fry Grandpa @powers4algernon]

@alizagec Because they want to make protesting illegal

It’s all very convenient isn’t it

[Small Fry Grandpa @powers4algernon]

I would do some truly awful things to be 5ft6

[Small Fry Grandpa @powers4algernon]

I stopped listening to Molotov jukebox by accident, they came back up on shuffle and you know what that shit still slaps

[Small Fry Grandpa @powers4algernon]

My pronouns have blown my families minds so much they’re now misgendering each other

[Small Fry Grandpa @powers4algernon]

Simultaneously 4 and 24

[sophie @laughingstoch]

it’s called agoraphobia cause the ancient greeks were terrified of running into socrates

[Small Fry Grandpa @powers4algernon]

@mollyywobbles Fucking yes mate!
Nicely done my dude