Josiah

This was a lot of fun, then much less so.

Mastodon: @[email protected] and elsewere @powersurf

[kelsie @iPad_Latino]

Me: brutally murdered and found dumped on the side of the highway
Two 35yr old women with a podcast: ok murder muffins we got a real oopy goopy spoopy story for you today!
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[ashley @eviibag]

the avengers endgame crowd cheering video except it's little women when bob odenkirk shows up

[kelly victoria 🪐 @saysthefox]

I think everyone could use a lighthearted/happy story right now so here goes:

At the beginning of the pandemic I went through some painful personal stuff and would often go out at night for long walks because no one was around and I couldn’t sleep anyway. One night I was walking

[Jess Siswick @tinymallet]

Got my fresh air today Soarin’ over California at California adventure #disneyland #HomemadeDisney

[Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads @everywhereist]

Life in an Italian family:

I'm not hungry
Really, I'm not hungry
I just ate
Seriously, not hungry
How am I wearing an apron
Why am I cooking polenta
I don't like polenta
Okay, that anecdote about Nonna and polenta was lovely
Yes, I miss her, too

I am eating polenta.

[Elaine, The Spooky 🦊 @Kitsunelaine]

Hey, USA! In New Zealand we don't have #NetNeutrality. What I'm about to link and post to you is real. This could be what's in your future. https://t.co/Kye4w0e6zh