savannah

•tOSU’21 •

[Hange Zoë @Jeesa_Jay]

Bitch, have y’all ever gone grocery shopping as *soon* as the grocery store opened? This is one of the best experiences of my life omg.

[dizzy @rundizzy]

i hit my head really hard and now im fun to be around

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

If you have bad circulation it’s because you’re evil and bad. Your feet are cold because your soul is poisoned

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[🛒♡ ʝȶ ♥︎🛒 @92in1]

got my first HOA complaint so instead of just dealing with it and moving on I am reading the entire HOA handbook and snitching on every single one of my neighbors that has shit wrong with their house

[Relish @THFCRelish]

@RlCKYRAGE

[Ashlynne Gross @Ashlynne_Gross]

One minute you’re young and listening to Broccoli at a house party with a backpack full of booze, the next you’re excited about a new vacuum.

[Dark Rabbite @DarkRabbite]

i laughed at this as a child but this is literally how i deal with life now

[emnete @emnetee]

i laugh at my own jokes bc i am my target audience. y’all just happen to be there fr

[Eddy Burback @eddyburback]

Vote for me for president because I will never golf. You will never have to worry about that. That’s my whole platform.

[riss @marissapatrickk]

what class completely WRECKED your gpa at @OhioState and why was it chemistry

[hootie @hootietheeowl]

phase 4 of reopening is open-mouth kissing your server

[jen jen @SWAGMASTERJENNY]

i miss this breakfast

[˗ˋˏ*̣̩⋆̩ 𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚎 ⋆̩*̣̩ˎˊ˗ @FrickinDelanie]

so no one was gonna tell me that walruses can whistle i just had to find this out on my own?

[charlie @chunkbardey]

tik tok truly paralyzes me like i’ll watch it for 45 minutes in whatever position i was in when i opened it. the stillness of a lizard in danger