Darok Ironstone 🍈🚛

Crazy Trucker.

Breaking orc stereotypes with a sledgehammer.

Just call me Grandpa Orc.

Fleet Admiral Ironstone in Star Trek Online.

Roegadyn Paladin in FF14

[Darok Ironstone 🍈🚛 @powrlftr]

@CuriousGorgeXX What are the sandals?

[Darok Ironstone 🍈🚛 @powrlftr]

@SE_Connector

Thinking dark and evil and dangerous thoughts why it takes well over an hour to travel three miles to n 820-north in a Friday night.

You need to plan better.

Not everyone goes home at 17:00.

[Darok Ironstone 🍈🚛 @powrlftr]

I've been a truck driver for over 30 years. Looking for someone who can help me leverage my LinkedIn profile and/of my Texas Workforce profile into something less physically demanding and higher pay. I'm tired of being beaten to death.

[Darok Ironstone 🍈🚛 @powrlftr]

WTAF is going on with DFW traffic the last two days?????

I'm about to lose my job because I can't get from downtown Fort Worth to downtown Dallas in less than 30 minutes.....

Never mind taking over an hour to get home after work.....

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[Darok Ironstone 🍈🚛 @powrlftr]

Here are the two "steaks," with my hand for comparison. 🤬

[Darok Ironstone 🍈🚛 @powrlftr]

@Walmart

order # 200014049487557

Why the FUCK were two 5-oz petite sirloin steaks substituted for two ONE POUND RIB-EYES ?!?!

I've already gotten the refund for the abject STUPIDITY.

You need to train your order pickers better.

Sirloin =/= rib-eye!!!

[Darok Ironstone 🍈🚛 @powrlftr]

@Walmart In this case, downgrading from "prime" to "choice" would have been 1000x better than substituting an entirely different cut.

[Darok Ironstone 🍈🚛 @powrlftr]

@yy62401 Wow.....

Just....

Wow.....

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[Darok Ironstone 🍈🚛 @powrlftr]

@Walmart Never in my life had I ever imagined that I'd have to specify a substitute for a goddamned STEAK .....

[Darok Ironstone 🍈🚛 @powrlftr]

@Walmart So.

Instead of giving me options on delivery of a goddamned RIB EYE STEAK, you conveniently respond with " we can't deliver this."

No wonder your customer satisfaction surveys are in the basement.

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[Darok Ironstone 🍈🚛 @powrlftr]

@Walmart There are certain things that should NEVER be "unavailable." This is but one.

[Darok Ironstone 🍈🚛 @powrlftr]

Especially after spending literal HOURS in fucking traffic......

[Darok Ironstone 🍈🚛 @powrlftr]

Sometimes, even orcs need some bubblegum pop music.

#letsdance

[Darok Ironstone 🍈🚛 @powrlftr]

Sometimes, even orcs need some bubblegum pop music.

#letsdance

[Darok Ironstone 🍈🚛 @powrlftr]

@KorgIronclaw "pain is weakness leaving the body."

-Bill Kazmier.

Although now that I'm in my 50's, I'm not so sure of this any more.....

😏

[Darok Ironstone 🍈🚛 @powrlftr]

So what was supposed to be a quiet night turned into a rage- filled exposition of unhappiness because technology didn't work as advertised.

[Darok Ironstone 🍈🚛 @powrlftr]

@dominos I ordered nearly $50 worth of food, and by the time it FINALLY got here, I had to FORCE myself to eat only a quarter of it.

[Darok Ironstone 🍈🚛 @powrlftr]

You know @dominos , I get that I live in a "fuck you" ZIP code. That doesn't excuse a delivery time of well over an hour when the store is close enough to throw a rock and hit the front window, from my balcony. GET YOUR PROCESS IN ORDER.

[Darok Ironstone 🍈🚛 @powrlftr]

That feeling when you order food, but by the time you receive it, you're not hungry any more. 😒

[Darok Ironstone 🍈🚛 @powrlftr]

@dominos I have not received my order yet. Even though the app said "delivery completed" TWENTY FUCKING MINUTES AGO. Get your app shit together, can you?!?!?!?

[Darok Ironstone 🍈🚛 @powrlftr]

@SingartiBlackwd This is why I never pursued an IT career. I just can't handle that kind of weapons-grade stupidity...... 🤦